Evan

[Evan @e_dechaine]

There is no reason to have any faith in humanity.

[Stellar @StellarArtoisGB]

Did you know 😏

He rubbed lemon juice on his face. Robbed two banks. Smiled at the cameras. Got caught in an hour. And changed psychology forever.

In 1995, McArthur Wheeler walked into two banks in Pittsburgh and robbed them with no mask, no disguise, and lemon juice on his face. He believed that because lemon juice works as invisible ink on paper, it would make his face invisible to cameras. He smiled directly into the security cameras. Police aired the footage on the evening news and arrested him within an hour.

When shown the tape, Wheeler stared at the screen and said, "But I wore the juice." He had tested the theory with a Polaroid selfie and didn't appear in the photo — because lemon juice got in his eyes and he aimed the camera at the ceiling.

His case inspired Cornell psychologists David Dunning and Justin Kruger to publish their 1999 paper defining the Dunning-Kruger Effect — the cognitive bias where people with low ability drastically overestimate their own competence.

[Evan @e_dechaine]

Damn right.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

white ppl love to use the bathroom before leaving a restaurant and come out shaking their hands dry saying "ready to rock and roll??"

[Evan @e_dechaine]

@alwaysunnyooc Time’s up for the Gang

[Evan @e_dechaine]

@DudespostingWs @WarrenMoonjr

[Evan @e_dechaine]

@BeardedMN14

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

This is exactly how I be feeling.

[Brown Eyed Girl @Browneyes5152]

Opening the microwave door one second early because you don't need all that hooting and hollering.

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

You simply gotta stop yourself from whatever path you’re going down before you tread into tweeting at Elmo to go fuck himself territory

[Evan @e_dechaine]

Do you eat the kiwi skin or are you a bitch?

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Tommy Brennan shares his take on ICE deployment in his home state of Minnesota

[Evan @e_dechaine]

Touché, Greenland.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Greenlanders are trolling the US by pretending to be fentanyl addicts.

[lynk @lynk0x]

Do crackheads ever say, “I’m too broke to smoke crack tonight”?

No. They get up and make it happen.

Lesson in there.

[Evan @e_dechaine]

Gotta do what you gotta do.

[evening @eveningxbt]

if you’re a guy and you’re struggling rn just remember nobody cares and it does get worse from here

[Evan @e_dechaine]

Ok who’s making dinner reservations in Vegas with my phone number? Good bit but please stop.

[Evan @e_dechaine]

I enjoyed Bad Santa 2

[Evan @e_dechaine]

@WarrenMoonjr @VHSDVDBLURAY4K

[Evan @e_dechaine]

Sometimes there are good things

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

This is the greatest Timeline cleanse ever 👇❤️❤️