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[Chris Orzechowski @chrisorzy]

I love when restaurants put “market price” next to certain menu items. Like yeah, I’ve been monitoring scallop futures all week.

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

Caught on Ring doorbell camera:

Homeowner tells @ByronDonalds’ door knocker he’s “voting for Fishback.”

Door knocker says “I am too!”

🤣🤣🤣

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Local baseball team in Pennsylvania cancels ‘Pride Night’ game after players refuse to wear jerseys with rainbow sleeves.

[RedNeckPapa @RedNeckPapa6291]

I was talking to a friend’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were to be the President, what is the first thing you would do?’

She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’ ‘Wow - what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘You don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my sidewalks and driveway, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.’

She thought that over for a few seconds ‘cause she’s only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”

And I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party, sweetheart.”

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Texas Rangers are the only MLB team refusing to host a pride night, instead will host a Faith and Family Night.

[Western Revivalist @Western1Revival]

This rape gang report is legitimately worse than the Holocaust. I'm not even saying that to be edgy or antisemitic. It's just true.

[Josh | Map Effects @MapEffects]

@spyderhood Because we’re Americans…thought that was obvious.

[@Chicago1Ray 🇺🇸 @Chicago1Ray]

BOOM 💥

Ilhan Omar is so p'issed that Brandon Gill filed a petition to have her deported, she reportedly got in his face and cussed him out

Gill stood his ground & said " do you kiss your brother with that mouth "

Hit that like button if you want Gill to be the next Speaker

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Saving LA - Phase III

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

WOAH 🚨 Homeless women living on Skid Row in Los Angeles says someone came and had her fill out a ballot for Karen Bass

They told her who to vote for and then paid her $2 for the vote

She says “they come out here all the time” to get votes for Democrats

“They told you to vote for Karen?”

“Yeah, had to sign a little thing”

“And how much they pay you?”

“Just like $2”

“$2 to sign off on a thing to vote for her?”

“Yeah. All right, so they do this for everybody out here?”

“Yeah, they come out here all the time.”

This is exactly what James O’Keefe and Cam Higby have been exposing

Democrats have a massive voter fraud network in California

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

Don’t think they are, mate.

[Amy Reichert @amyforsandiego]

They say: “Show me proof of election fraud in Los Angeles”
“Ok, here you go!”

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Texas Rangers will not hold a ‘Pride’ Night this season, will host a ‘Faith & Family Day’ event.

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

Last night, I read the entirety of C.S. Lewis' The Screwtape Letters. It's a novel told in the form of letters written by a demon to another demon instructing him on ways to manipulate his "patient" to do evil.

This one quote sounded familiar.

[Agrippa @agrippa_dr]

Gavin thought this wouldn’t age poorly because he couldn’t fathom completing a public works project.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

President Trump says the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Los Angeles is investigating California elections over alleged cheating.

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

Reporter: “How are you feeling tonight?”

Spencer Pratt: “Obviously, God wanted five more months of me exposing all of the failures of our mayor. It’s going to be a fun ride.”

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

They actually have figures for this stuff. White males built roughly 30k miles of rail, Slaves built roughly 7k miles, and Chinese Immigrants built 690 miles.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Spencer Pratt will face Karen Bass in runoff for LA mayor.