Maximiliano

Business Technology Consultant

AMDG

[Maximiliano @e_fitiontechno]

Needed a ride.
Went to waymo: 34$

*close app*

Open it back up: 56$

I whisper into the mic: "I'll just drive then"

Close the app.
Open the app.

My ride price: $34

If they're gonna big brother us, play back like a little brother.

[Maximiliano @e_fitiontechno]

@manxlab SI

[Maximiliano @e_fitiontechno]

Gave in to game night with my parents and their neighbors. Very fun. 10/10.

I am now old ppl.

[Maximiliano @e_fitiontechno]

@utrokrasit Hide... that's scary...

[Maximiliano @e_fitiontechno]

This explains a lot...... we're not getting scammed by the ISP, we're just dumb. Spectrum had me so excited... smh

[Mohit @codewith55]

Can I ask a DUMB tech question?

Why does my 1 Gbps internet connection download files at around 125 MB/s?

Where did the other 875 Mbps go?

Is my ISP lying OR am I confusing two different units? 💀

[Maximiliano @e_fitiontechno]

https://t.co/7D2T4Z6BEU

I've gotten waaaay too many ads on this. It's taken 50 minutes to finish because I'd get an ad literally every few moments.

It's like they're hiding something

[MANNY CLIPS 🎬 @dfwsammy1]

The bully tried to humiliate the quiet kid not knowing he was a kick-boxer 🤬

[Maximiliano @e_fitiontechno]

Dude, right on the nose. Leave it to our government to have an Ai slopy site

[Alex Hansen 🦈 @alexhvnsen]

The WHITE HOUSE VIBE CODED their website 😂

And they didn't even hide it

Go to https://t.co/KuEU6yapxy and tell me that is not a raw opus 4.8 output

Every experienced vibe coder I know, knows how to make the output look more natural.

They could have easily used the "make it look less like AI" line - and didn't

We have amateur vibe coders in the white house lol

[Maximiliano @e_fitiontechno]

Top 2 best pizza in LA:

Market Pizza by Drew Butler - Culver City, CA - 4065 Jackson Ave - Hours, Menu, Order https://t.co/3Vou1hGidB

&

Best Pizza in Playa Del Rey, CA | The Good Pizza | Pizza near me https://t.co/MCiZ19k7qN

I'm willing to fight over this. Challenge me

[Maximiliano @e_fitiontechno]

This seems like a job for Gpt 6 Astra on Ultra!
Jk, Please fix it somebody...

[NSA Cyber @NSACyber]

Effective Immediately, all organizations using PHP for their systems are advised to be prepared for an update addressing two critical vulnerabilities. PHP is widely used for web applications. These vulnerabilities often provide a direct path to the server's file system or database. If an immediate update is not feasible, it is recommend that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. NSA will follow up shortly with more specific guidance.

[Maximiliano @e_fitiontechno]

Why do I keep hearing planes go "zoom" in the distance, AND my house shakes?

#lashakes

[Maximiliano @e_fitiontechno]

Lol, poor guy just can't see the bigger picture. He's not even clip farming, just naive.

[Redd @ReddCinema]

When MrBeast tried confronting Ray for calling his project ‘Team Water’ a “scam” for needing $40M, but then he said it again directly to his face 👀

[Maximiliano @e_fitiontechno]

@dfwsammy1 Yo this was an honorable fight. I like that. Hopefully it stayed that way

[Voice of Rabbis @voiceofrabbis]

In New York, while anti-Zionist Jews were protesting against Zionist Israel, Zionists surrounded them and began to mock and verbally harass them.

Everyone should know that the real enemies of the Jews are the Zionists.

Judaism and Zionism are opposite

[Maximiliano @e_fitiontechno]

This was on my feed. Whatever. Let's imagine a good resolution.
Their conflict arises because the white kid with big black security guards gets touchy with the black guy with big black security guards. The white kicks him out then cowardly throws a punch once he's backed by his guys.
1. He should not have gotten into the dude's personal space and challenged his ego.
Fail.
2. He should not have tried to physically exercise his perceived power.
Fail.

Is this what's meant by stupid money?
...
Oh how our wealth is distributed.

[Cbay @notCloutbay]

Lil Tjay SLAPS Jack Doherty after he was being touchy and trying to little bro Tjay😳

[Maximiliano @e_fitiontechno]

Rn it's about teaching the people how to use the tools

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[Maximiliano @e_fitiontechno]

That's how you protest in America!
Non-violent Resistance!!!!

@grok if this were digital, what kinda "attack" would this be?

[EAGLE LEAK @EAGLELEAK1]

BREAKING - Liberals in California are now standing in line at Home Depot to purchase a single 17-cent scraper, only to return it and get back in line to purchase another, aiming to freeze sales in protest of Home Depot allowing ICE to conduct operations in their stores.

[Maximiliano @e_fitiontechno]

It upsets me how many single drivers are passing me in the carpool lane.....tempting to cheat

[Maximiliano @e_fitiontechno]

I feel like most online haters are bots run my Isreal

[Maximiliano @e_fitiontechno]

@Leooweb3 You like jazz?