Eddie Gonzales

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[Eddie Gonzales @e_geee23]

@dezz_alexis17 She ain’t gonna drink Alizé! 🤣

[Eddie Gonzales @e_geee23]

Hey @DIRECTV why is it when I called in to inquire about an incorrect cancellation fee that u put me on hold for over an hour & when I call back from a different phone I’m told your offices are closed? So you just sent me to a black hole to wait for nothing?

[Public Inc. @publicinc]

2020 could not have been worse. So, let's give it the send-off it deserves.

Text 🖕 to 1-877-EFF-THIS (1-877-333-8447) and join us in making a donation to The Mental Health Coalition. Because #EFF2020. It was the worst.

[Eddie Gonzales @e_geee23]

@freakboyz57 #CouldUseABeer because he is an awesome father to many kids, several still young, AND he’s a grandpa! This round’s on @CoorsLight: https://t.co/ZBOjFnboiN. Pass it on – click below and tag a friend.

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[Eddie Gonzales @e_geee23]

@katie_gomez Thank you!😊

[Eddie Gonzales @e_geee23]

@dezz_alexis17 Eating and getting drunk...🤔
I’m good at both of those! 😁

[Eddie Gonzales @e_geee23]

When @Kohls ships a ceramic mug in a plastic bag with nothing to protect it, this is how it arrives. Oh, and they can’t replace it 🙄🖕🏼

[Eddie Gonzales @e_geee23]

@dezz_alexis17 It’s double time for the time you work, plus you also get paid for the holiday, that’s why it’s triple time 👍🏼

[Eddie Gonzales @e_geee23]

He almost got a Darwin Award...

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Dude went to the Yosemite Sam school of how to deal with critters.

[Eddie Gonzales @e_geee23]

🤣🤣🤣

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

I’m ignoring the news and watching this on a loop instead

[Eddie Gonzales @e_geee23]

Just one of those things that drive me crazy...people who are not courteous and/or do not know how to exit a plane. I wish every flight ended like this one! Maybe it should be part of the instructions, like how they cover safety...

[Darragh Doyle @darraghdoyle]

Canadian Flights Passengers wait patiently to exit flight in a calm and orderly manner. https://t.co/cvICBFzn0m

[Eddie Gonzales @e_geee23]

@dezz_alexis17 That’s what we had for dinner! 😂

[Eddie Gonzales @e_geee23]

Still laughing at this @dezz_alexis17 :

Dez: Dad, the ATM didn’t give my card back. What do I do?

Me: [provides advice]

Dez: okay, I’ll just call my bank...wait, what’s that in my pocket? Oh! It’s my card, I did get it back!

Me: 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Eddie Gonzales @e_geee23]

What the neck?! This is what happens when you skip leg, arm, chest and abs days and only show up for neck day at the gym...

[ECSO News @ECSONews]

Congratulations to Charles Dion McDowell, DOB: 8/12/87 *RT
Charles McDowell was arrested for Fleeing/Eluding Police w/ 🚨 & Sirens Active, Possess of Meth w/Intent to Sell/Manufacture/Deliver, Possess of Cocaine w/ Intent to Sell/Manufacture/Deliver Schedule II, 1/

[Eddie Gonzales @e_geee23]

Can someone invent noiseless packaging for candy at the movies?!

A few people sounded like they were just playing with the damn packages during the entire movie yesterday.😡

And then there was the guy that burped loud af!🙄

[Eddie Gonzales @e_geee23]

When you’re at Disneyland, trying to play @hqtrivia Disney themed night and this happens.😒 #frozen #lostagain 😂

[Eddie Gonzales @e_geee23]

@dezz_alexis17 Damnit, I messed up. I meant to only crop you out.😂

[Eddie Gonzales @e_geee23]

I was talking to someone today when the song “Africa” by Weezer came on the radio. She said she liked this new song.

That’s when I realized how old I am.👴🏼 Luckily I didn’t show my age & tell her that it’s a remake of a song from ‘82/‘83. I just nodded and said “yep, good song”

[Eddie Gonzales @e_geee23]

I asked God if he could help keep me looking young.

He responded by giving me hella acne.

I should have been more clear in what I was asking for.🤦🏻‍♂️