Eric Graehler

Hold World Record for most consecutive eggs cracked with out breaking the yolk at 4,574 and counting.

[Eric Graehler @e_greezy]

@NoLayingUp Is +2500 the biggest long shot in a major since John Daly?

[Eric Graehler @e_greezy]

I hope everyone rushes the green after Phil wins

[Eric Graehler @e_greezy]

A solid ear pop is a top 3 feeling.

[Eric Graehler @e_greezy]

People who actively talk about how early they wake up are the worst. Nobody cares

[Eric Graehler @e_greezy]

It’s going to be hilarious when people have so many subscriptions a company comes a long and bundles them and we essentially go back to what cable was but pay more.

[Eric Graehler @e_greezy]

To anyone a lent a book to, can you return it? Just bought a bookshelf and the only thing left is where the sidewalk ends. Thanks!

[Eric Graehler @e_greezy]

Absolutely love the new trend of trainers posting their clients so they can re-post themselves working out. Kudos

[Eric Graehler @e_greezy]

@timmysmith26 Give Timmy his $10 back @TwinSpires this is blasphemy

[DRUSKI @druski]

Pro Coaches be drafting these players like its a Auction in the 1700's 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Eric Graehler @e_greezy]

Can you imagine being a kid and saving up you money to buy Pokémon cards but you can’t get any because a 40 year old man bought out every store so he could flip them on EBay after opening them live on his twitch channel?

[Eric Graehler @e_greezy]

@AndrewCoverdale The Servant. A quick story that captures the essence of what it means in a way that any age can understand. Was recommended to me by the CEO of the company I shredded box’s at in the summers after high school and college.

[Eric Graehler @e_greezy]

If I would have invested the $640 I spent on tux rentals in 2016/17 in doge coin I would be a billionaire. Fuck friends get money

[Eric Graehler @e_greezy]

“Having fun isn’t hard, when you’ve got a vaccination card” - Arthur the aardvark

[Eric Graehler @e_greezy]

I just moved in to a new apartment and the only place to sit is the toilet... so here I am.

[Eric Graehler @e_greezy]

I have a feeling “white boy summer” is going to be burnt out before summer even starts. Shame

[Eric Graehler @e_greezy]

I have reached the age in life where people I haven’t spoke to since high school message me on Facebook regarding their real estate business. Fun!

[Eric Graehler @e_greezy]

If you go to an art exhibit and don’t put it on your Instagram story, did you really go???

[Eric Graehler @e_greezy]

@ayeschully Fuck yes

[Eric Graehler @e_greezy]

@LeeHandel3 @timmysmith26 Hahah Joey is better looking than that schmuk lol

[Eric Graehler @e_greezy]

@claytonhill @BarstoolBigCat @Greezington I would love this