Faith Owens

she/her

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Anxiously Scanning Bar’s Reaction To Jukebox Selection https://t.co/6wY3ltShpn

[Jack Clemens @jack_clemens]

This flash in the Seattle sky at 10:18pm woke me right up. Meteor? Satellite? That Astros homer finally returning to Earth? (Sorry)

Any ideas @NWSSeattle ?

(Located in West Queen Anne. Ignore the camera light’s blue reflection on my window glass.)

#meteor

[Faith Owens @e_harmonica]

I got to see this tonight! I got a perfect view of it over Bellingham Bay.

[I.R. FreeMan @IR_FreeMan]

@SeattleWXGuy Picked it up in color

[Shitheadsteve @shitheadsteve__]

Please be sure to check your kid’s
candy this year - I just found the entire state of Ohio in a Snickers bar

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

She's a 10 but always threatening to destroy everything I've ever loved

[Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer @WriteToRebel]

My grandpa just said an incredible old man phrase, which is “I’m tellin’ six-foot jokes and everybody’s five ten”

[otm shank @peterjmarshall]

“let’s get a table outside!”

me

[Brandon @BSmith804]

Thank you for having this in color, so people realize this shit wasn’t that long ago.

[Faith Owens @e_harmonica]

imma need @billieeilish to cover Billie Holiday asap. The album name writes itself.

[Faith Owens @e_harmonica]

@TheRock approves Lettered Streets Coffeehouse.

[Salish Sea Ecosystem Conference @SalishSeaEco]

#SalishSea love from @e_harmonica @wwusalishsea student #SSEC2022

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is

[Faith Owens @e_harmonica]

@morgannnhershey I'll mail you my mango ones for a deal❤️

[daily women ꨄ @hrlywomen]

‘Boarding School Friends’, by Paul Gavarni; 1837.

[thought daughter @keeairuh]

And what exactly are we saving the daylight for

[Millenarianism Identifier @facebookvillain]

open and shut

[The Onion @TheOnion]

26-Year-Old Feeling Self-Conscious After Seeing All His Friends Fail Slightly Less Than Him https://t.co/1qABetnWJb

[jadey @missmilkton]

me staring at the moon while i’m driving about to crash