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“Be a good human being” -T

[em🌻 @e_heitz12]

Matt- do you have a dollar?
Me- I have lip gloss and a tampon in this purse

[em🌻 @e_heitz12]

Just ate my man’s ass at the @jiffylube

[em🌻 @e_heitz12]

Taylor slayed again with this album

[em🌻 @e_heitz12]

I hope all my boyfriend’s friends wished him a happy birthday today

[em🌻 @e_heitz12]

Honestly one of the craziest things I’ve heard people say when I ask them what brought them into our Emergency Department is “just passing through and thought we’d stop in”

[em🌻 @e_heitz12]

Another day in pediatrics, another day I’m ready to take out this IUD

[The OddsBreakers @theoddsbreakers]

Alabama middle finger is the vibe in Tuscaloosa.

[em🌻 @e_heitz12]

I need a Dr Pepper so bad rn

[em🌻 @e_heitz12]

I’m one more shift away from a crash out

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Ok my budget for the rest of August is $9

[em🌻 @e_heitz12]

@sauceisnice @DripsButt328 you’re problem too

[em🌻 @e_heitz12]

I’ve got a clingy ass boyfriend 🤨

[em🌻 @e_heitz12]

@EmbracingTara Please 😭😭😭

[em🌻 @e_heitz12]

I have to work 4 days in a row this week

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

how it feels to ask someone if theyre gonna eat their pickle

[Enii 🌻 COMMS OPEN 🌻 @Enii_draws]

I'm so lucky🫶

[em🌻 @e_heitz12]

@sauceisnice Suppressing a dogs freedom of speech.. what next 😔