GUYS I UNLOCKED A NEW THING
ok you know how when we were younger we would send girls and or friends drinks at the bar? Instead of sending drinks, I sent my sister in law a side of cole slaw. This is a thing I do now: #SendingSlaw
Biggest of shoutouts to the family with the “Congrats on your Parole” sign at the Denver Airport who just welcomed home a rough looking fella #CongratulationsIndeed
Here’s the thing you have to understand about Delts. It literally doesn’t matter how long it’s been, what life has thrown at us or literally how well we know each other… when you get 3+ delts together it’s a family affair. Also Carson just crashed a scooter #WipeOut#DeltSquad
Also: fairy certain I parked in the most expensive lot in Midway but NOTHING MATTERS PURDUE IS IN THE FINAL FOUR LETS TO BOILERS #ParkingRatesGotHands#PurduePurduePurdue
It begins. On a flight from Chicago to Phoenix that is easily 90% Purdue people. Still saying Boiler Up to every single one I make eye contact with #FinalFourBound#PurdueForever
My 4-year old daughter, unprompted:
“Dad, we have to go to the doctor if we have blood coming out of our butt right?”
Parenting continues to surprise #YesYouShouldGoToTheDoctor#BloodButt