𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕠 𝕙𝕠𝕖

therapist. gamer. raver. i like to be a little silly sometimes. (she/her/hers)

[𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕠 𝕙𝕠𝕖 @e_jo3]

dick so bomb got me moaning the halo theme song

[ravn @mfnravn]

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

[⚭ @lekimgym]

You need to touch saltwater sometimes
not always grass.

[manuel @manwelllb_]

feeling like this lately idk

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

GIRLS, WHEN DID OUR LIVES BECOME SO SERIOUS THAT WE STOPPED DOING RANDOM MAKEUP JUST TO TAKE A PHOTO BY THE WINDOW CURTAIN?

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

GIVE MEGAN A BAZOOKA

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Crashing out in the gc and no one responds

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

No other candle scent is fucking with mahogany teakwood idc

[glizzy mcguire @drnkngshmpn]

"vagueposting" it's called a fucking subtweet and was the backbone of this website before you idiots got here

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

what if we started critical thoughtmaxxing

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[Fin 🐈 @AgathasSapphic]

just saw a mother trying to get a toddler off the ground, she went “please stand up.” multiple times before sighing and saying “will the real slim shady please stand up” and the child finally listened HELLO ??? 😭

[baidawi @buhdahwee]

yes I think children are people

[H A I F A 🇵🇸 @ih8diosa]

lookin like a damn Moth !!

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

“Are you ok” no it’s Monday tomorrow

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

spring you absolute freak welcome back

[Bea @YoRHa2Pee]

We are lowkey doomed as a society if we continue to let AI have the presence it currently has

[Laura Rodriguez🌴 @TheMiamiApe]

Twitter brand is so strong it was renamed and it’s still Twitter.

[parks @parkersity_9]

startup idea - instagram, but it only shows you photos from people you follow and in chronological order

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

every fucking time i walk outside it’s a different fucking season