Erin 🎀🌱

welcome to my brain.

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

When you only have a stand up shower but you really want a hot bath so you just stand in the shower spinning slowly like a rotisserie chicken in the deli at Save On 🥲

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

This tweet has aged so well. Be patient, trust the process. 🥰🙏🏻

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

WHEN THE HELL IS IT MY TURN?!?!

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

WHEN THE HELL IS IT MY TURN?!?!

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

You’re telling me that it’s 2022 and people are
S T I L L
posting their shitty Tim Horton’s bagels on Facebook rant pages like it’s the absolute worst thing they’ve ever experienced? Have y’all learned nothing????

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

Epidurals are amazing, but just thinking back on how gross it felt to get it administered is one of the very few things in this world that I actually dry heave at the thought of… 🤮

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

One of my most favourite things is my childhood friends meeting my friends I’ve made as an adult and everyone getting along and being happy GAH my heart explodes! 💗💗💗

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

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Remembering an iconic career in style during #IchiroWeekend. Hit the RT button for your chance to win an Ichiro replica jersey thanks to the @MarinersStore!

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

😋😋😋

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

“I love Jesus but I’m also so gay.” 💀

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

Baby, we right on track with this tweet!!! I am so DAMN blessed! 🥹🥰💗

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

The best summer of my life was the summer I graduated high school. I’m going to make this summer just as good, if not better, than that one.

BRING IT. THIS IS MY TIME. ME. ☀️🤙🏼

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

🔛☁️9️⃣🥰

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

It’s so nice to feel the good kind of butterflies in your tummy again. 🥰🦋

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

I am SO happy and I LOVE MY LIFE I don’t even know how to express it all, I just want to scream it from the top of a mountain. 😭🥰🙏🏻

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

Twitter decided to remove all my followers/people I followed because I made my account before I was 13, wtf?

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

Working Monday to Friday is so overrated IMO, sorry not sorry.

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

I hope the lady I talked to in my surgeon’s office in November had an amazing trip to Mexico in December… LOL. Funny how you remember the little things.

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

I still can’t believe that THIS is what it’s like to be genuinely happy... wow. How in the hell did I actually survive before this?! 🥺😫

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

@urlocalfratboi “Cancel monthly subscriptions and stop buying coffee.”

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE YOUNG PEOPLE?!

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

@urlocalfratboi Honestly! And also, all the friggen mobile home parks in town are 55+… THERE’S the senior affordable housing, because those are dirt cheap. Wtf are we supposed to do???

[Erin 🎀🌱 @e_kenzzz]

@stillnotakia For real! That’s honestly just a slap in the face lmao.