Emmanuel.Ekop

Venimus, Vidimus, Deus vicit.

[Dad @achiever4L]

When you become a detective but your first case is a message that says “wanna play?” written in human intestines so you just quit the job

[King Phelz @KingPhelz]

Look at the ghost of Budapest 😭

[The Victoria Adeosun💞 @Vickykraftiesss]

Umbilical Oyedepo 2 days
Tab Loratidine bds 5/7
Tab private ........5/7
Tab paradox 3/7
Tab tetracycline 500mg TDs
Tab ibuprofen .....tds 5/7
You're welcome

[PrinCe @Prince8bx]

Kim Jong Un waiting for a missile to accidentally land in North Korea

[Frenkinho🇳🇱 @Frenkinhoo21]

Oshimen dès qu’il aperçoit un ballon dans les airs #ALGNIG

[Emmanuel.Ekop @e_koope]

Get innn!!! 😂

[David Bujjadda 🏆 @davidbujjadda]

I can single handedly end this by betting on you to win or draw 😂😂😂

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

pov: conflict of english

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

The defender no allow her rest 😂😂

[Bambino @dapson_dou]

Happy for you Ciroma Chukwuma Adekunle

[Pop Boy🐼 @mukhtar_usman]

“I became popular in Karaye camp too, love the people here mehn!😍”

[Emmanuel.Ekop @e_koope]

@Tarahenzz @Yourtotebagplug on Instagram

[🎙 SIR KHAY ✊🏿 @sleek_khay]

Ok this is content 🤣

[Ndi Kato @YarKafanchan]

Befitting name for a tax collector.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Man: Pharm I’m done taking this antimalaria drug & i don’t feel better at all.

Me: I’m sorry, I told you not to take vit.C tabs or anything that contains it, did you?

Man: No I didn’t.

Me: Okay.. hope you took enough fruits?

Man: Yes i did, i don’t joke with fruit salad.

Me:

[kwasi🥷 @junioramofa]

65 Ms for sir lancelot

[🕷️ @reallest_]

Omo I de watch stream wey Brasil wear yellow kit 💔 wetin de sup sef

[Ajíbìkẹ́ Ọ̀rọ́pọ̀ @AjibikeeOropo]

Looking through me, not recognising me with my first pregnancy and calling "Adewumi" with so much awe/shock/fear, and asking, "Who did this to you?"

Same man you exchanged me for yams to, of course 😌😌