ellen

50% anxiety 50% cheese

[ellen @e_kygs]

@JoseMLuna No shrek 2 really was that serious to me as a kid

[ellen @e_kygs]

@OnyxOdds @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyMeme plz troll max with this 🙏🏻

[ellen @e_kygs]

@Tyre_94 You only ever saw people that you actually follow so you weren’t bombarded with tweets from random people that are terrible

[ellen @e_kygs]

@THEChriss_Cross @CUBuffsFootball I hate it here

[ellen @e_kygs]

@djdumpsac @nocontextcfb *her

[ellen @e_kygs]

Just a member of Congress casually and openly saying Trump should get a 3rd term… we are so cooked

[Rep. Andy Ogles @RepOgles]

Give Trump a third term, give him a Peace Prize, and let him run D.C. as long as he wants.

[Aetius @AetiusRF]

I, for one, was hoping America First meant we stopped selling our heritage and birth right

[Rosita Mamacita🌹 روزالين @rozycupcakes]

‼️

[Peter Baker @peterbakernyt]

"Nobody’s going to spit on our police officers," says Trump, who four months ago pardoned people who beat police officers with pipes, flagpoles, baseball bats and 2-by-4s at the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.

[ellen @e_kygs]

I love the nuggets so much

[ellen @e_kygs]

@kevin__fm No like this doesn’t get tweeted on a Thursday

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

DIME

[ellen @e_kygs]

This is just the geico cave man

[XHabib @XHabib]

Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Adam, the first human being created by God, may have looked

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

He who saves his Country does not violate any Law.

[ellen @e_kygs]

Can’t believe likening and wanting these things makes me a raging lib now 😭

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

i personally love pasteurization and vaccines. i love modern medicine. i love the world that allowed my mom to have children that all lived to adulthood. i love how we eradicated polio and measles and fucking hpv

[mau @rllydu]

gulf of your mom