ethan lame

why am I still here

[ethan lame @e_lane_s]

I try not to get political on my twitter but I can’t help myself right now.

webkinz > poptropica

[ethan lame @e_lane_s]

Life really comes at you fast. That being said, anyone got some good remote jobs they would like to hire me for?

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Looking for a sugar mommy to fund van life for me - being so for real

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Since it’s 2023 can we go ahead and make every job with “communication” in the title remote? I already just send emails and make graphics. Why do I have to do it in an office?

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Just wanna hop on here and say fuck all insurance companies but especially @Allstate today

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Desperately fighting the urge to get a buzz cut

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I retract my statement about all old people. This 84-year-old man (he announced it) is being very respectful and easy and just told his waiting partner to pee on a tree while he finishes his tasks

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Sitting in a Spectrum store and I have concluded people over the age of 55 should not be allowed in stores with technology.

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Tell me how someone can be told very clear instructions on how to do a simple task smd still react like they’re being spoken to in a foreign language

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first time talking to @BrettGillispie in like two years and we’re bashing asbury people. The world is healing

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I have decided to be active on here again. Now that I no longer work in news, I will be going off the walls.

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@sspookymulderr Listening right now (sadly not sarcastic)

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Hey everyone just hopping on here to say screw apartment application fees

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Buy a stiff drink for your friends working in news today

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@beccahursh It’s…not showing up 😢

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I am yet again asking if anyone in the media world knows of good job opportunities for myself

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@kellen_abner_ Dislike

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This whole “waiting to hear from an employer” thing gives me uncontrollable anxiety

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How does one make money selling feet pics? Asking for me

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@WKYT Louisville

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@Saint_Soph Additional question, siri: how do I not get sued for breach of contract