emily layton

Writer, filmmaker & general liability. she/her

[emily layton @e_layts]

played junior monopoly with my 5 y/o this morning - he cried when he had to pay me rent and honestly same hun

[emily layton @e_layts]

@NinaCJM00 hey is this still available?

[emily layton @e_layts]

3 year old woke up crying hysterically for the second time this evening. When I asked if I could get him anything to help he threw his head back and bellowed without a hint of context “I JUST WANT SOME SNOW” at the ceiling so that should be an easy fix

[emily layton @e_layts]

@MirandaWriites @RCKILDUFF a feeling I think you’ll appreciate

[emily layton @e_layts]

this evening my son told me he couldn’t get to sleep because my breathing was “too loud and too much” and asked if I could “please stop” how’s your week going?

[emily layton @e_layts]

If I just tagged you in a tweet trying to flog sunglasses (maybe although who knows what'd happen when you clicked on those links), sorry lads! Thanks to everyone who alerted me to the fact that I need to up my password game 😘

[emily layton @e_layts]

@BenWPope @thetouchbase @MouthWideShut18 @Joe_kelly29 @MainPrinces @joshanchana @MoodieThomas @SophitaReynolds @meganohenson @emiliemaybank Oh man who’s done this to me

[emily layton @e_layts]

@jmalcolmfraser U k hun? the energy of these tweets is just

[emily layton @e_layts]

when we said hot girl summer I’m not sure any of us meant *this hot*

[emily layton @e_layts]

@HelenSimmons8 'Bath time' fucking got me 😂😂😂

[emily layton @e_layts]

@DaisyBard 'First Life' makes this sound like a reincarnation application form - like "I didn't fancy this first time around but maybe on my second or third go I would?"

[emily layton @e_layts]

Just discovered there's an episode of Paw Patrol called "Pups Get Skunked" and tea came out of my nose

[emily layton @e_layts]

Thanks iPhone that’s about as useful as a 12-hour delivery slot window - let the games of underwear roulette begin 🎉

[emily layton @e_layts]

Vaccine invites hitting every 20-something's inbox in June like

[Miranda Slade @MirandaSlade]

I'm looking to speak to a medical expert on how antidepressants can affect contraception - deadline flexible. Retweets and tips appreciated! Please message if that's you or someone you know #journorequest

[emily layton @e_layts]

Leo's new favourite "game" is shouting I HAVE A COUGH randomly as we walk down the street (he doesn't) and it really is a fucking nightmare

[emily layton @e_layts]

Today my son said that his lunch tasted “lucky” and these are the only kinds of magical descriptions I’m interested in hearing from now on thanks

[Robbie Taylor Hunt @RTaylorHunt]

Do you need to hire an Intimacy Director? With Intimacy Pōneke, I created this basic guideline for directors, producers & theatres. Actors, you can use this too to know when to ask for an ID! There are other factors but hopefully this will be helpful and begin new conversations.

[Archie Henderson @archiehench]

The thing i love most about Bill Withers singing is how much he looked like a shy uncle who's been asked to give a speech at his niece's 21st

[emily layton @e_layts]

A HUGE mood from Mog #same