Liz Rambow

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I am not emotionally prepared for the Olympics

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@alyssagirlrose That's perfectly understandable! But also yes, I'd give your brain an Oscar for that screenplay 😂

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@alyssagirlrose Broadway Bound with Eddie Strau! I don't remember if I was a freshman or a soph. It was in 520, and your phone alarm buzzed forever cause you didn't want to go in your bag and touch your phone during a final.

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@alyssagirlrose I remember that one final we took at CHC where this was your phone going off 👀

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This is your reminder that it's probably been too long since you've listened to the Wicked soundtrack

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In the last 24 hours, I have gotten nine spam calls about loan forgiveness. N I N E. Why???

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@kristakulp Ugh for sure. Not into it.

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@kristakulp Did you watch the newest To All the Boys??? When Peter kissed the bowling ball?? I dieddddddd. Even pre-pandemic that's a hard no for me.

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I'm just so bad at twitter

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Did my dog just loudly finish his water then stare at me so I'd get up to refill it in order for him to take my warm spot on the couch? Yes. Yes he did.

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Had a cold brew. Can't stop yawning. Can't stop shaking my leg. Feeling super cheated.

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Update: cats and blankets do this too 🙃

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I was today years old when I learned that if you have a blanket on your lap and headphones plugged into your computer, your furry dog can walk under your legs and generate enough static electricity to travel up and ultimately shock you in your ears. And it will not be pleasant.

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We bought a larger size dish soap than usual so guess how many times I've dropped it while trying to pick it up because I misjudged its weight? Every time. It's every time.

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@kristakulp That sounds like a circle of hell Dante never saw.

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I hear so many birds outside my window and I am so concerned

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My daughter is 9 months old today. Excuse me while I spend the day in tears.

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The worst part of donating blood is the finger prick right? Right.

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Took 4 almost identical pics of my baby this morning and can't stop staring at all of them OR delete any of them #momlife

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@MaryStafford84 Not complaing lol just shocked by how much he loves it

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Why is my dog's favorite treat in the world his heartworm medicine??