Evan

Never taking life too seriously. UConn hoops fiend 🐺

[Evan @e_lorentson]

When I make a “welcome to the team” post for myself from my company’s page and then comment “happy to be here” from my personal profile

[Evan @e_lorentson]

Can’t wait for Knight of the 7 Kingdoms season 2 bro big fan 🙌🏻

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

AI could never.

@trevorlawrence | #NewProfilePic

[Evan @e_lorentson]

Turned on the lakers 2 minutes ago. I’ve seen enough, Deandre Ayton gotta be investigated

[Evan @e_lorentson]

About 54 times in the last 12 hours, John

[John Fanta @John_Fanta]

How many times have you watched this?

[EA SPORTS @EASPORTS]

Bring the Madness. Let’s run it back. #CBB #ItsInTheGame

[Evan @e_lorentson]

fellas, is loving your wife gay?

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

I would be interested to see long-term studies that follow the lives of men who sob at their wedding. Divorce rate, rate of gender dysphoria in children, then go further and study the children and their adult lives.

https://t.co/E8sL5WKzIv

[Evan @e_lorentson]

Zest aside KAT might be the corniest dude in the league

[Evan @e_lorentson]

Steal of the draft if he doesn’t go in the lottery. Book it

[Jonathan Givony @DraftExpress]

Footage of UConn's Liam McNeeley at the NBA Draft Combine. Came in a little bigger than expected at 6'8 in shoes, 215 pounds with a 36 1/2 inch vertical, and showed off his terrific shooting stroke in drills.

[Evan @e_lorentson]

@DeclanSullivan5

[Evan @e_lorentson]

RT and @Uber will randomly bless you like they did me 🙏🏻

[Evan @e_lorentson]

Fire Hurley

[First Take @FirstTake]

.@stephenasmith says UConn Men's Basketball coach Dan Hurley shouldn't "apologize" for his recent sideline antics 👀

"Damn it, that's what makes you Dan Hurley." 😤

[Evan @e_lorentson]

Gonna say “to get to the rack” anytime someone asks this question now and watch the confusion hit

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Joe Mazzulla was asked if he feels any pressure to maximize the Celtics window.

His response: “We're all gonna be dead soon, and it really doesn't matter anymore, so there's 0 pressure.”

(via @RealBobManning)

[Evan @e_lorentson]

Zegarowski, Spencer, Carter, Ajax, Clingan sweeping any other lineup

[Ryan Cassidy @ryancassidycbb]

Had some fun with current rosters the other day

Now let's see your starting lineup out of these recent Big East greats

[Ed. @DepressedDETN]

The Tim Duncan of ice cream. One of the greatest to ever do it, dependable, crazy numbers, but nothing flashy about his game.

[Evan @e_lorentson]

BREAKING: the NY Knicks acquire Omari Spillman from the Anyang Jung Kwan Jang Red Boosters for Tom Thibodeau and 5 Zyns

[Evan @e_lorentson]

You’ve heard of the gentleman’s sweep, now get ready for whatever this is

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

BREAKING: Connecticut’s Dan Hurley has turned down the Los Angeles Lakers’ six-year, $70 million offer and will return to chase a third straight national title, sources tell ESPN. LA would’ve made him one of NBA’s six highest paid coaches.

[UConn Men's Basketball @UConnMBB]

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