Recovering Loser

idk man i'm just here at this point

[Recovering Loser @e_loserpro]

@Offixialanagu @Richkhid132 if she don't take the 619 i don't want her

[Recovering Loser @e_loserpro]

@Adam01217311369 @WrestleOps you're getting American Alpha confused with Alpha Academy

[Recovering Loser @e_loserpro]

"girls stop liking me after they get to know me" isn't a good look bruh

[Alexander Cochran @AlexanderLotus]

Awful advice. If you do this you end up in the friend zone btw.

Every relationship I’ve had has started within a day or two of meeting the girl.

I’ve lost opportunities with girls that admitted they had a crush on me before I talked to them like a friend for a week or so.

[Recovering Loser @e_loserpro]

@awkwardgoogle fake. someone his age wouldn't know how to turn off read receipts

[Recovering Loser @e_loserpro]

@madzulp that part in parentheses is insane holy shit

[𝕳 @6meperdoa]

chupar os peitos é tão estranho, tipo a mina não fala nada só fica quieta, na mente dela deve ser: "vc é meu filho agora é"

[Recovering Loser @e_loserpro]

@luireigns oh good I read that as "Thursday Night" at first and about had a heart attack

[Recovering Loser @e_loserpro]

@beigepilled if you were on this site for literally just 5 minutes over the past 2 weeks, you'd know none of us in our 20s have even dated

[Recovering Loser @e_loserpro]

this was so hype until we all collectively realized The Rock's music wasn't hitting

[Ace Humphreys 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🦢 @Ace109610]

WWE has never recovered from this

[Recovering Loser @e_loserpro]

@junitixx_ you should pay for twitter so you can edit this tweet and be nicer to yourself homie

[Recovering Loser @e_loserpro]

@TownsUsa nah that region is like bird box, trust

[Recovering Loser @e_loserpro]

@Kieni_vic @dekim_Kalvino why you nutting only moments later bud?

[Recovering Loser @e_loserpro]

@preciousanglina damn y'alls cups big enough you don't gotta go digging with ur fingers to pull out the wet napkins?

[Recovering Loser @e_loserpro]

@preciousanglina wtf no that's so annoying when ppl do that

[Recovering Loser @e_loserpro]

@preciousanglina stuffing all my napkins into the cup just to piss you off

[Recovering Loser @e_loserpro]

@thedictaker are you a woman? there's ur answer

[Recovering Loser @e_loserpro]

this reminds me of when i was hit on very upfront by a girl right after high school, but something felt insanely off about her, so i didn't go for it. 6 months later, she got married

[山口よしみ @Yoshimi08]

でも実際人生で一度も異性から好きって言われたことない人って男性だと割と普通にいると思うんだ…。

[Recovering Loser @e_loserpro]

@emiokok felt like that when i turned 30 earlier this year then realized when i live my entire lifetime again, i still won't be at retirement age. you got time

[Recovering Loser @e_loserpro]

@queenmavka took bro over an hour to write that 😭