emily in retrograde

[emily in retrograde @e_milli]

Im going to a Kesha concert that’s why I have all these feathers in my hair

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Cincinatti it is hot as fuck. Store some water in your bodies for tears like one of those fuck ass camels

[Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy]

John O’Keefe was not hit by a car. This is an indisputable statement of fact.

John O’Keefe is a homicide victim, whose body was found on Brian Albert’s front lawn. This is an indisputable statement of fact.

John Okeefe hit his head on a rigid surface, causing a 2 inch gash on the back of his head, and his right arm was bit by a dog. These are indisputable facts.

The people inside Brian Albert’s house were never treated as potential suspects, and many of them were never even interviewed. Those who were had hours alone together to get their story straight. They never came out of the house to help, and didn’t offer their home up to first responders throughout the day. None of them saw his huge body 10 feet away from the curb when they drove by him. None of them were checked for scratches, bruises, or cuts. They sold the home that was never searched, but only after they were accused of being involved in the murder in court filings. The aggressive dog slept through the whole thing and then they got rid of her. They got rid of their phones the day before a preservation order. They called each other when they were sleeping and blamed it on butt dials. They butt answered during sexual intercourse. They monitored police activity and directed each other to stick to the story that the guy never came in the house. They called and answered calls at 5:07, 6:07, and 6:08 when they were sleeping. They never went to bed and were awake at 4:30 AM after a night of drinking. They moved suspicious bags from car to car at the police station at 2 AM while drunk. They coached Kerry Roberts through a timeline and lied to her so much that she repeated those lies to the grand jury. They explained boxing scars by lying under oath about falling on ice and bracing themselves with fists. Chris Albert’s testimony destroyed his son’s timeline and proved that he lied. They offered bribes to the lead detective who never questioned their son, who was in his sisters wedding party. They never spoke to the most important non-house defendant witness - the plow driver - until I made them. They left the house in a blizzard to do their unrecorded interviews across town. They didn’t find any taillight until 3 guys Lt OHarra didn’t recognize started to help them search. They Googled “how long to die in cold” at 2:27 AM when it made no logical sense to google that unless they were plotting to murder someone, and then erased that google search. They made sure that an innocent woman was arrested, and then they pressured the DA to arrest an innocent man for doing what the police wouldn’t and investigate this murder properly.

Karen Read did not and could not have killed John Okeefe, which means someone else did. We all know who did it Steve. The jury that acquitted her knew. We all know.

[Sergeant--Sarge for Short @SergeantMartee]

@SouthrnBeachGrl Your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend wants to take you on a hike in the mountains, just say no! Especially if you have plans for the rest of your life!

#Dateline

[jade @_kurupting]

Something Very Bad is Going to Happen is one of the best things Netflix has ever given us

[cob @sillierdeadite]

this is an elite final girl

[cob @sillierdeadite]

hands down my favorite sequence in ‘ready or not 2: here i come’

[emily in retrograde @e_milli]

This 911 call is infuriating. No sense of urgency at all… she makes me sick!
#KouriRichinsTrial

[emily in retrograde @e_milli]

@jaybronious LOL

[emily in retrograde @e_milli]

Does Kouri think she’s doing something by breaking her neck to follow her stare of Carmen out of the court? You aren’t scary girl… just scary looking. #KouriRichins

[emily in retrograde @e_milli]

I need to know the jury’s reaction to this horrible cross. They have to be 100% over it because I sure am! Lock up Kouri already 🙄 #KouriRichins #KouriRichinsTrial

[emily in retrograde @e_milli]

Not the killer baked goods 😭 #dateline

[Oukham @OPteemyst]

@barstoolsports Then God said, "Let go, I have something better for you."

Kid got an autographed bat instead.

[emily in retrograde @e_milli]

This poor girl need therapy immediately 😭 the way I would never look my moms direction again! #UnknownNumber

[🤠 B R I - L A F A I 🤠 @AubrianaP]

Unknown Number: Highschool Catfish

things I took from this documentary

1. Lauryn needs therapy. 1000%; Let your mom go babes

2. Kendra needs to be UNDER THE JAIL

3. Khloe’s parents definitely exude bully culture

#UnknownNumberTheHighSchoolCatfish

[Stephen Ford @StephenSeanFord]

Weapons was fucking amazing the whole time I was like

[Zero2Juan @Zero2Juan]

Snipe Hunt is the worst Tyler Childers album and it’s not particularly close

[adam patla @apat10]

the way this was actually the most comforting place in the entire movie.
#28YearsLater