alien head 🦑

Not a human. Not an alien. I'm a hybrid.

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There r 2 types of nye selfies

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@JJettHroncic4 Too old to tweet

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Bye twitter

[lmao @aayylmao]

good morning peasants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#JerseyShore is so boring it hurts

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@briancohen8 Yup you’re right, you’re right

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@alyssalabrutto #postgradfun

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@KevePete Those occasional texts are always in some way using me to get to a certain friend of mine though.....

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If we haven’t spoken all year don’t even dare hit me up from now until September

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@Kara_Madaia Jesus I don’t think I’m ready for kara Madaia szn 😳

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@tony5492 Did someone say W?!?

[lmao @aayylmao]

anyone wanna summon demons with me in target hmu

[Viorica Marian @VioricaMarian1]

I once taught an 8 am college class. So many grandparents died that semester. I then moved my class to 3 pm. No more deaths. And that, my friends, is how I save lives.

[Erika Jayne @erikajayne]

#NoDietDay! Who else is with me? 🍕🍔

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@rebbyharmon Omg 😂😭😭😭😭

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Rules r meant to be broken 🔓 https://t.co/JIaewVZYn7

[GD @ginadeb0]

Sober me sets so many ground rules and drunk me breaks them all

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Big pet peeve when I’m driving and pick someone up and they get in and move my purse from the passenger seat to the floor😤 put your shit on the floor

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💀 https://t.co/4nMfuLyCRO

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Attorney–client privilege is dead!

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@ShepRose pls marry me🦄

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@CStabile10 🤔🤑

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Someone gave this professional football player a fake number... that fake number happened to be mine 🤷🏻‍♀️