mugane

[Mej🧸 @MejSzn]

I need a TV series that’s very addictive. Like “one more episode” until you realize it’s 4AM and you’ve somehow finished the entire first season. Recommendations?

[dreW is going to IJÓYÁ @riseofdru]

there's a sexual tweet every ten tweets now bro

[ຸ @ChicagoBoy7G]

i hope my mom stays with me long enough to see me win and experience the kind of life i want for her.

[ִֶָ @webdivocaio]

financeiramente falando agosto precisa acabar

[elton @eltoowavy]

randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself

[Ajibola @4jibola]

it has to work out, this is literally my life

[Idris Idahosa 🇰🇪 & 🇲🇹 @ASuruni]

OSCEs in medical school 😂😭

You can know the procedure perfectly until the examiner says:
“You have 7 minutes. Begin.”
Suddenly you forget how to wash your hands, introduce yourself, and even your own name. 💀🩺
OSCEs don’t test knowledge.

They test how well you can panic professionally. 😂😭

[EM🇰🇪 @SClinician53303]

"Ule patient ulisema afanyiwe ascitic tapping doc , alikuwa gravid . Consultant anakutafuta "

[Idris Idahosa 🇰🇪 & 🇲🇹 @ASuruni]

Teachers makes the worst patients in the hospital.......😭👀

Just accept you know nothing about medicine...
Nkt......

[ً @artfuIchaos]

my type is a pervert that’s very shy and with a pure heart.

[YP🪖 @LustyL0rd]

Btches be wanting the benefits of a Wife but the freedom of a ho

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

when the drugs nobody knew i took
starts to kick in😂😂

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @fellah_2]

Kumbe Wamamaz ndio mnaita Laptops😂 "wacha nifinye laptop itoe dollars" fraud nyinyi

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

What women call ovulation is basically what us men feel everyday. We produce testosterone almost 20 times more than women on daily basis. And you can Imagine how wild women get during ovulation,mwingine alinipigia simu saa nane usiku,ananiambia kim nimelemewa kuja,nikamwambia aniwekee fare,she sent 5K,nikazima simu. Mtu anataka utoke kasarani saa tisa usiku,uende mpaka Bulbul huko ngong ukaswage yeye,ichieni bwana?

Na ujue ni siku tatu tu,now imagine if women were ovulating 30 days a month. Unajua wanaume tungekua katika hali ya atari sana bwana. These people would be rapping us,vigorously! Thats why I laugh when i hear people say men are sexually indisciplined. Do you know what discipline it takes to walk with an upright penis in CBD,where 96% of the women have their thighs outside? Na saa ingine jua huwa inawaka,testosterone inapanda,unambao mpaka unaskia kitefutefu bwana. Ziet!!

Earth is hard!

[Cudii🥭 @_griftine]

kuna racism ya nduthi imetokea, inaitwa nduthism,
Hii ni beef ya Nduthi ya stima na ya Petrol 😂

[wanga.ray__ @wangarimathigh]

Kuna hawa watu hukua wameeka the tiniest font in their phones alafu wanaflip side ya right inakuwa left😭
Hao watu hujiona Woke sana na ni mabongolala tu. Smh . Peak kienyeji business

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Siku nitaanza kubishana na dem about niggas she is talking to. Ntajua i have lost it bro

[🕊 @sirtrickzz]

the worst move a nigga can make is losing faith in God.

[dk @thefilmyyguyy]

Average men after losing everything

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Me and her were supposed to go watch spiderman together 💔