em

god's oopsiest daisy • 4x26.2 & 3 WMM stars • mets, jets, caps, knicks

[em @e_munson]

A new marathon PR. 6,895 dollars raised for Smile Train.

Thank you, friends and family. Thank you London. 🇬🇧❤️

[em @e_munson]

8 years ago i moved into my first big girl apartment in New York City, cried in a bed bath and beyond, and still made it to the bar to watch game 3 of the 2018 Stanley cup final

[Cara Jeffrey @cara_jeffrey]

angry Jonah Tong 🤝 angry Shane Hollander

[em @e_munson]

the pain of Pete Alonso’s departure gets deeper and deeper

[em @e_munson]

i can’t do mark Vientos at first anymore

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Ok here’s the plan:
—win the lottery for Phoebe Bridgers tickets
—find a ceiling panel or crawlspace in which I can live undetected for four days
—$1 Knicks Finals ticket

[em @e_munson]

it was never a phase!!!!!!

[em @e_munson]

Juan Soto on my baseball team hallelujah
Jalen Brunson on my basketball team hallelujah

[em @e_munson]

i miss him

[John Fanta @John_Fanta]

PETE ALONSO. BEDLAM IN BIRDLAND.

The Orioles put up 5 in the 9th to stun the Blue Jays in walk-off fashion. A huge moment for Alonso and Baltimore, who have been trying to get this season going in the right direction. Third walk-off W in the last week.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I need the Pope to issue a full encyclical condemning Excel, Outlook, and Teams.

[em @e_munson]

rooting for the New York Knicks to win the NBA finals, the Stanley cup finals, the French open, and the DC mayoral primary

[em @e_munson]

inshallah knicks nba finals tickets are being capped at 100 bucks

[The Briefing with Jen Psaki @PsakiBriefing]

Coming up next hour!

New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani will make a special announcement in his interview with Jen Psaki.

9pmET on MS NOW
@ZohranKMamdani
@NYCMayor

[Theo Kahler @tckahler]

Runner’s World asked Zohran Mamdani some questions about his experience running the NYC Marathon.

Was not expecting him to say he ripped a cigarette mid-race.

[em @e_munson]

as someone with a torn ACL, i'm hype for mac and dennis tear their ACLs

[seth | sunny 18 @pqdres]

TWO Charglenn episodes...and "The Guys Have a Sleepover" is a real episode title... yes, that's right, we have writers AND episode titles for Season 18 https://t.co/jlt8c3Nu9h

[em @e_munson]

fanatics shipping my knicks eastern conference champs shirt via lasership man i'm never going to see that shirt

[em @e_munson]

Gary Bettman will answer for this at the gates of heaven

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Capitals… 43 wins… No Playoffs
Islanders… 43 wins… No Playoffs
NJ Devils… 42 wins… No Playoffs
Red Wings… 41 wins… No Playoffs
Blue Jackets… 40 wins… No Playoffs
Panthers… 40 wins… No Playoffs
SJ Sharks… 39 wins… No Playoffs

VGK… 39 wins… Stanley Cup Final

[em @e_munson]

WHERE DO I ADOPT PETE ALONSO TELL ME @Orioles

[MLB @MLB]

The Orioles replaced the player pics on their scoreboard tonight with photos of adoptable dogs 😭

[Erik Engquist @erik_engquist]

New York sports right now:

[em @e_munson]

@tiana_josephine happy birthday!!! 🎁

[em @e_munson]

Devin Williams, my therapist is about to find out who you are