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I slipped on some shrimp today.

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This whole video is just chaotic but so funny

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@Thewillett95 @deadsoulxiii_ Honestly yes

[Willett @Thewillett95]

Live look at how @e_n923 and I talk to each other daily 😂

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I would just really like my life back and healthy. Wouldn’t wish this shit on my worst enemy.

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Who the fuck is using a leaf blower at 1:30 in the morning

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@fettupwitu LMAO this is the best tweet about it thank u

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@toastersmom The universe has spoken. I know what I gotta do now thank u

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IT IS ARIES SEASON WHICH MEANS IT IS TIME FOR ME TO BRING OUT MY CHAOS. GOOD LUCK YALL

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@micahdos2 How are we going to get our dopamine if we can’t watch these dumb only funny to us videos 😔

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Dawg. Lmao

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This is the shit I find when I randomly go through my camera roll

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No I just laughed so hard at this because I want to race a Zamboni now.

[Autumn 🏳️‍⚧️ @ravioli117]

I'm making a zamboni racing game that goes 10 km/h as an extended bit that only I find funny.

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@viieeeb @spanishmilkteaa The white calico is the runt of the litter and she is TINY and will stay small.

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@spanishmilkteaa @viieeeb No I feel this 100%. I have 2 left from a stray litter of 6 (please if you know anyone who would take one or both I’m still trying to find homes for them), on top of my cat and my bestfriend/roomies cat. Love them, but a peaceful nights sleep has become nonexistent

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@fettupwitu Sorry it’s too early for this huh 😂

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@fettupwitu Bet

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Also giving love to the pretty pretty princess @micahdos2

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Have to share these here too cause he’s just a weirdo and I love him so much even though he’s an asshole and will wake Micah and I up in the middle of the night.

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@anthonyglw_ @micahdos2 PLEASE TAKE THEM. I THINK THERE ARE BABIES TOO SO TAKE EM ALL

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@micahdos2 @anthonyglw_ LMAO ok yes and this 😂