Emily

[laurel @pigeoncowboys]

life can be pretty cool because you can get a bagel. but there’s also the horrors

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Amazes me that people still don’t get it. Health insurance companies don’t care about you. They want to extract money from your healthy body until you are no longer healthy, then they want you to die as quickly as possible so they can focus on other money producing bodies.

[Emily @e_rachelle]

Love that my birthday is also New Year’s Eve and I can be double the sad

[✧ @n61474x]

Not sure how 2 explain but new years makes me the same type of sad as my birthday

[Anne Helen Petersen @annehelen]

I loved GLASS ONION but the hardest I laughed was during the preview Gerald Butler movie that is revealed to just be called............
........PLANE

[Emily @e_rachelle]

I would like to appeal the Taylor Swift verified fan selection. Please see my Spotify wrapped as evidence.

[Nate Morris 🥥🌴 @_natemorris]

It feels worth noting that, with this much at stake, final numbers will likely show that fewer Oklahomans showed up to vote today than they did in 2018.

We will never become the state we can be - the state we deserve to be - when so many of us choose to stay on the sidelines.

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m just a girl. standing in front of a ballot box. asking the government to please for the love of god not get any worse

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

can’t believe i was born in the era where the way a woman’s fat and muscle sits on her skeleton goes in and out of fashion every few months and not the era where I would live in a limestone cave, meet four people and die before I was 30. fuck

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Mood:

[jame @kloogans]

pretty fucked up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

a story in 4 parts. i fucking love maren morris

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

my dog scrolling through all the pics on my camera roll

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Doctors may perform abortions if they testify they were too drunk to legally remember doing it. https://t.co/NP2SfZYEqF

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

I don't like to say "bless you" when someone sneezes because I don't know if they're religious or not. So instead I just say "I hope you never do that again"

[Emily @e_rachelle]

I had crippling anxiety as a kid and read a lot and my school really made me go up on stage in front of everyone to announce every time I read a book and I would literally be in tears. Like please just let me read The Babysitters Club in peace.

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

WE’RE DANCING AROUND THE KITCHEN IN THE REFRIGERATOR LIGHT