Garrett Edelman

Keep Calm and SKERP ON.

[Garrett Edelman @e_rad_g24]

@JJWatt I was there at the game. You’re a class act. I cheered while everyone booed.

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@erikajkyllo Oh I kindly declined the offer, but it’s the thought that counts.

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My wife just came into the bathroom and feted me half of her bagel while I was dropping the browns off at the Super Bowl. If that’s not love i don’t know what is…

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That awkward moment when you sneak in McD’s on the way home but your wife had dinner made so you eat again so she isn’t suspicious…

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It’s either playoff hockey or make it to work on time. There is no both.

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If Joe Buck is doing MNF I’m out. ✌🏻✌🏻

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I can eat a whole roll of Thin Mints in one sitting, what’s your super power? #

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@erikajkyllo Never heard of that family.

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Is a hot dog a taco or a sandwich…

[amanda. @amanda_cassens]

Instead of always looking for “greener grass” water your own and see what happens.

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Walmart is scary this time of year, are you dressed for Halloween or is that your normal attire?

[Katie Way @k80way]

I’m Midwest sober (only drinking beers)

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Wednesday’s…. Fueled by energy drinks and nicotine.

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Bad shit happens to good people far too often. #idontknowwhich2touse

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Should’ve had a bigger cup off coffee this morning….

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I miss grandma.

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@olie_77 Update: just did 1.

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One day your slamming beers and closing down bars. Then before you know it you get shit on your fingers changing baby diapers.