Emily Ritson

soup expert. she/her

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If you have 4 minutes and 11 seconds of free time pls feel free to check out this cool music vid I directed!! (only if u want)
https://t.co/u0evdF36zF

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@justinfriskie Before reading this I saw no American Dad clips and now since reading this I have seen at least 6. What have you done

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Went to the bookstore for one book and on a whim decided to check for the book I’ve been searching for for over a year and they had one copy left

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11 degrees and cloudy!!!!!!

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The vertical ads on youtube that automatically turn your full screen videos small after the ad so you have to minimize and maximize the video again are actually the worst thing to ever happen

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Bachelorette this weekend but I’ve got my bag packed, day of outfit laid out ready to go so this will be me the next two days

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Getting into high tops converse with acrylics ☹️

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@tayluna214 WHAT

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Hell is the closet of a woman whose weight fluctuates

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@tayluna214 Omg love this cat bed!!

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@justinfriskie But then they will just joke about who will play you when eventually a movie is made about the situation :/ it will never end

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@justinfriskie Watch out its happening with american psycho too!!

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Amazing one of them can give up their spot in the best director category for celine song then ❤️

[A Shot @ashotmagazine]

Martin Scorsese and Christopher Nolan named ‘PAST LIVES’ their favorite recent film.

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Girls don’t want flowers for valentines day they want a karaoke machine

[Danny Leslie @PreacherPain]

Reneé Rapp ruined my marriage before it even began

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Everything I bought for myself in New York is green

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I am unfortunately going to be a theatre kid for the rest of my life

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Quick someone get some therapists in there and lock the doors

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Made an appetizer for Danny to take to his work Christmas party

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When you can tell by peeling the clementine its not gonna be a good one ☹️