lilping214

Hello

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[MacMens @MacMens010]

How that no guard zap cannon from that 160 special attack stat is going to feel.

[Tem in a Cowboy Hat @TemmieOrSmth99]

What a day to be a Toby Fox fan

[XPool @Cars2Gamer]

I dubbed this one, along with a couple older ones that I recorded days ago, that I was only just now able to get to. Shoutout to my girlfriend for putting up my bullshit as Amy and Blaze 🫡

[ProtoCynVA @ProtoCyn]

Mario Got The Last Laugh!
Joker - @MrYeetus10359
Harley - HeartfulHex
Mario - Me (@ProtoCyn)
Random Goon - @prntzo

[Joy-Con Drift 2 @DriftCons]

"Ohhh, I wish it could be Christmas every daaaay!"

"OK. ->

I WILL NOW ENGULF THE EARTH IN AN ETERNAL NUCELAR WINTER AND BUILD BRIGHTLY-LIT INDUSTRIAL BUILDINGS OVER YOUR HOMES TO REPLICATE FESTIVE LIGHTS FROM AN OVERVIEW PERSPECTIVE. ->

3... 2... 1... GO!"

[!JOJO! #katemarshFC @shogunwxrld]

Amazing thread

[Dieg-02 @Diegtwoof18]

Instructions unclear, how can I make this about Kirby airriders

[lilping214 @e_rog2]

@Potaotsoup411 @FlamboAnimation

[RandomGoon-Knuckles VA For Fractured Genesis @TheRandomGoon]

sigh

[zef @trzef]

just sharin the shiny donut recipe

[឵‎ @uwushihara]

fnaf 2 movie spoilers without context

[Valerie @candlewoman15]

- how was the fnaf 2 movie?
- really good
- really?
- yeah it made me jump that was awesome
- wow so was it a good movie?
- fuck no it was corny as shit and the writing and editing was ass but it did provide massive fan service I did like that

[lilping214 @e_rog2]

@Sage_VALE_ The fact that he said vroom after he passes you is just downright devious! 😂

[lilping214 @e_rog2]

@Sage_VALE_ I mean Supreme. Why did I say Giganto…

[lilping214 @e_rog2]

@Sage_VALE_ Well with the customization feature you could recolor it to make it look like Giganto