Emily Simpson

Movie fanatic, Tudor obsessor, pop culture junkie, and content creator. Host of the Tudor podcast "Tudor, I Hardly Know Her." @TudorKnowHer

[Emily Simpson @e_simpson13]

@Queens_Podcast Slender Man is in charge of the account.

[Emily Simpson @e_simpson13]

@KitchenAidUSA is there a way I can buy a replacement hopper for my sifter/scale attachment? I broke mine yesterday and I'm devastated. =(

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

This is me after watching Barbie. Is this how men felt after Joker?

[Emily Simpson @e_simpson13]

@ConnerPrairie it's supposed to be raining all day long. If tonight's Star Spangled Symphony is canceled, do we get a rain check?

[Emily Simpson @e_simpson13]

@ciao_elizabetta Metro Diner. Northside.

[Emily Simpson @e_simpson13]

@EZGLive @zillowgonewild Dude. The doll on the rocking horse. Speechless.

[Emily Simpson @e_simpson13]

This is the epitome of @zillowgonewild. You think you've seen all there is to see in this house, but it just keeps getting better (worse).
https://t.co/t9IjuKNooQ

[Vulture @vulture]

"He's just Ken"

[jessica card @jessicard]

i hooked up chatgpt to a furby and I think this may be the start of something bad for humanity

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

m. night shyamalan could never never pull off a twist ending this powerful

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

I didn’t “storm” the “beaches” of “Normandy,” but I did just crawl on my stomach in the dark to turn on my baby’s humidifier then slithered out of there and closed the door without waking him up.

[Emily Simpson @e_simpson13]

@morganleemiller Any time I see Chicken Soup for the Soul, I think of you!
Also what's the prettiest sound?

[Sancheezzzy @Scoby20]

Joel: “it’s me, it’s okay baby girl, I got you.”

#TheLastOfUsHBO
#TLOU

[Emily Simpson @e_simpson13]

If I had a nickle for every abandoned dinosaur theme park on Isla Nublar, I'd have 2 nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[birdy | president of ben solo’s alive club @radicalreylo]

“because anyone else would’ve been electrocuted or blown up by one of my traps…hehehehehe” #TheLastOfUs

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

(Loudly) look at this place that has fucked up

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Reframing companies refusing to give their long-term employees raises or promotions without a counteroffer forcing their hand as "rage-applying" is a hell of a choice.

[E. Paul Kelly @epaulkelly]

There will be a 9th vote! #Speakerofthehouse #Speakerofthehousevote Count von Count is living the dream!