E. Simpson

[E. Simpson @e_simpson31]

Is Keir Starmer the bill shorten of UK politics?

- Very awkward
- Beady eyes
- Scripted um’s and ah’s
- Liar at all costs

You would not trust the bloke to organise a piss-up in a brewery

[E. Simpson @e_simpson31]

Nothing says "responsible use of taxpayer money" quite like funding an NRL team in PNG, while Australians are battling cos of living pressures, housing shortages and overstretched services.

Maybe next year's budget can sponsor a Formula 1 team in Monaco too. V’Landys and Albo 🖕

[E. Simpson @e_simpson31]

As an AFL fan, the GWS Giants have been an abject failure. It all started with the terrible name. WTF is GWS, and why the Giants?
Stadium should not have been in Homebush (soulless area and hard to get to for westies).

West Sydney Wolves, the public wanted it. Time to rebrand.

[E. Simpson @e_simpson31]

Anyone else notice Albo has neck fat now? Clear indication he’s been hitting the piss hard

[E. Simpson @e_simpson31]

@RealMarkLatham any chance you go back with one nation? I love red heads, and we all love master

[E. Simpson @e_simpson31]

Is it wrong to say that I cracked a semi when looking at Pauline up there on the dais?

[E. Simpson @e_simpson31]

Who would’ve thought that Albo, who allegedly took a wristy from an oriental massage parlour, could get barebacked in the end by a red-haired Queenslander!

Bring on the 2028 election!

[E. Simpson @e_simpson31]

They often describe the Mexican’s as wetbacks for obvious reasons - I can think of something else that can be described as ‘bareback’ 👀

[E. Simpson @e_simpson31]

Why did albo’s wife leave him?

Is it because of a massage parlour in dulwich hill?

#nakedalbo

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Anyone who is not doing bareback in 2026 (and using a rubber instead), needs serious help.

Yes I know birth control is bad, but ever heard of the pull out method?

Chalmers is doing it to the economy - may as well follow suit!

#fucking #bareback

[E. Simpson @e_simpson31]

Something a bit different for dinner tonight (instead of the usual dim sims).

Making Neil Perry’s lasagne.

To all the haters - fuck off!

[E. Simpson @e_simpson31]

John Ralph is one of the worst people in western society. Pushed the covid death jabs, now lecturing how people need to be taught and behave.

An evil left wing hack ‘journalist’ - Marxist turd

[Jon Ralph @RalphyHeraldSun]

The AFL has had at least nine incidents in the past two years involving homophobic slurs. Gold Coast's Max Knobel the latest. A four-game ban is the base sanction. Even clubs admit the education program is a tick-a-box exercise. Get through a brief online module, move on with your day. Time for a major education overhaul. Let's get serious here 👇https://t.co/doS4CDSznP

[E. Simpson @e_simpson31]

Thank you @Ausbobsmit for continually calling out Albo for the cunt he is.

Treasonous lying prick he is

[E. Simpson @e_simpson31]

These were the days @RealMarkLatham

https://t.co/gZ5G2gV2n4

[E. Simpson @e_simpson31]

My 3 tips for a long and prosperous relationship:
- Bareback
- Bareback
- Bareback

[E. Simpson @e_simpson31]

Does anyone remember that old liberal party ad from the early 2000’s that used to say, “Mark Latham and interest rates…good luck!”

Regardless of one’s political views, they really did have some good campaign ads back in the day 😂

[E. Simpson @e_simpson31]

What is Anthony Albanese like away from the media cameras? Keen to hear from any former ex-colleagues or Labor insiders

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The Bondi cum slut appears to be very quiet these days. Guess she’s realised she should stick to the only thing she’s good at - onlyfans

[E. Simpson @e_simpson31]

Chalmers obviously doesn’t have a budget for condoms.

Country is being royally barebacked, with no end to the pain in sight. Heaven help us

[E. Simpson @e_simpson31]

My top 3 worst people to ever grace public life:
- Kevin ‘Chinese Embassy’ Rudd
- Anthony ‘Inheritance boy’ Albanese
- Jim ‘I’m a Dr’ Chalmers