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quirked up transsexual goated with the sauce

[normol driver @KK_is_my_name_]

I fall for fool's spring every year because I'm addicted to hope & believing that life will get better

[Chuppa @ChuppaVGC]

type of shit the antagonist of a pokemon game says before sending out a level 44 crobat

[expert bimbologist™️ @bimbologymajor]

Cannot emphasize how much this actually, truly changed my life. Been living by the nine delights for years and it’s basically a religion to me

[John @saracen_heath]

Again, it’s the result, almost exclusively, of letting people enjoy things. Your bad taste and willingness to indulge in low effort slop led to a proliferation of slop. You have psychologically brutalize those you care about into having good taste, or else the world dies.

[mike @mikeofficial]

There is genuinely nothing like libtarding out with your coworker over the news… it’s so indulgent and sinful

[Edward Ongweso Jr @bigblackjacobin]

look at my emperor’s treacherous eunuch dawg

[hero thousandfaces @1thousandfaces_]

Undertale just came out. Homestuck still updating. Fresh notifications from Mystic Messenger. Garnet just revealed as a fusion. Obama in office. Porn on Tumblr. We had everything and we gave it all away. We traded Eden for a pillar of salt

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

when my friend finally breaks up with her shitty bf and I get to say what I really think

[Natural Habitat Shorts @Natural_habitok]

Fun Fact: When threatened the hognose snake will dramatically writhe in pain and turn over onto its back sticking its tongue out. If it's turned back onto its stomach it will flip back over insisting its really dead! They even emit a smelly odor 🐍☠️🤪

[mir 𖦹⊹ ࣪ ﹏﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ @itsonlymir]

idk who needed to hear this but in about 35 days the sun will start setting at 7pm

[greg @gurreggg]

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term

[Con Ray | game dev arc @ConRayArt]

you can’t break them apart

[bebe doll 🍉 @hautebarbiee]

i made a snake balaclava in celebration of chinese new years for my friend’s baddie grandmother and they both snapped 😭😭😭😭 omg im so in love!!!!!!

[aleksina 🐾 @a1eksina]

me with world of warcraft

[bon @bagelcrust]

I like to think of this as "enjoying my rent"