Elizabeth Stormont

I mean, I think I'm funny

[Elizabeth Stormont @e_stormm]

Well you’re not in the Bible either bitch

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Oat milk is not in the Bible.
Video games are not in the Bible.
Tofu is not in the Bible.
Gender pronouns are not in the Bible.
Electric vehicles are not in the Bible.

If these things were so good for humanity, why didn’t God give them His endorsement in the Scripture?

[Elizabeth Stormont @e_stormm]

@heartsfordnp I went to the last tour by myself and I ended up doing an uber share to get there and the other person in the car was also going to the show so that can always happen

[Kam ✨ @PatsKam]

Anyone else can’t stop thinking about how much PTO these people must have for being able to stay here so long for the World Cup?

[Elizabeth Stormont @e_stormm]

@YouOdyssee @Jackkk It's pretty well known he grew up in mitchell lama housing so middle class

[Elizabeth Stormont @e_stormm]

@msnomdeplume @QueenMab87 ^^ this, 3rd/4th generation. Excuse me for mixing it up here and there

[Elizabeth Stormont @e_stormm]

@drugs515 Pete Davidson is open about his diagnosis!

[Elizabeth Stormont @e_stormm]

@munacarabinr Hey! I have tickets for another day of Harry, would be willing to discuss swapping those (with paying the seat difference) so you can see both

[Elizabeth Stormont @e_stormm]

@didem5654 110

[Elizabeth Stormont @e_stormm]

@gotlovesick13 I may just be out of the loop, but how is Dakota Johnson a bestie but Phoebe Bridgers just a friend when Bridgers was the first person Taylor called after getting her masters back?

[Elizabeth Stormont @e_stormm]

@AkilahObviously I just got to say shout out to Chelsea Peretti based on this story

[Elizabeth Stormont @e_stormm]

@nevrfeltsoglum I'm just waiting for someone to tell me who was to their right b/c I recognized her and could not stop looking trying to figure it out

[Elizabeth Stormont @e_stormm]

@nevrfeltsoglum Meant confirmed lol was there

[Elizabeth Stormont @e_stormm]

@nevrfeltsoglum Confirm

[Elizabeth Stormont @e_stormm]

@ilyanchiron I don't even know you and I was randomly thinking about how your level of comedic genius the other day

[Elizabeth Stormont @e_stormm]

@Ore_Dear LMAO THE SECOND CLIP IS LITERALLY 2 GUYS

[Elizabeth Stormont @e_stormm]

@postapologetics Yeah I'm 24 and got it in 2014 so they were all ready committed by then lol

[Leo Gao @nabla_theta]

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes

[Elizabeth Stormont @e_stormm]

@Khensi_20 my aunts 4 years apart

[Joe McBob @MrJoeMcBob]

Why is J. Cole releasing an album during Bad Bunny's Super Bowl week? He's not a boy's boy.

[Elizabeth Stormont @e_stormm]

@SJTimes13 All I remember from this show was when Fozzy got high from a horse tranquilizer, and that alone deserved an Emmy.