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A face for radio, a voice for print, and a brain for social media. Here I am, baby!

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@smob89 @phemoid Sure, but it famously started because the allies weren't appeasing the Nazi's enough. If we'd just let them have Poland, there'd be no more Nazis today!

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@ibogost Synergy
🌈👐🌈

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My advisor is backed by bull, you say? Isn't that how 2008 happened?

[Merrill Lynch @MerrillLynch]

Financial advice tailored to your life—that’s what you get with a bull in your corner. Find an advisor that's right for you and your goals.

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Comedy confirmed to be illegal.

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@JulieMontoya20 @Bagodictionary @henn_eric @murderxbryan @MJMcKean You ever see the film Desperado?

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@ask_aubry Filed under "Yeah, that happened."

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@mikeduncan Bold take.

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@Bagodictionary @henn_eric @murderxbryan @MJMcKean This is also my head cannon.

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@ask_aubry Peak example of this meme.

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@ask_aubry It's not like backwards thinking men have gone on literal killing sprees because women want nothing to do with them & rather than adjust their hateful worldview, they gather in echo chambers & develop elaborate persecution complexes.

Wait, hold up. Wait, I did that thing again.

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@ACABylonBee Combatting the Climate Crisis to Own the Libs.
🇺🇸🎸🦅

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@ACABylonBee I was a key figure in the events of the Watergate scandal and have since had a picture of Richard Nixon tattooed onto my back. 2024 is the first time I'll be voting Democrat and here's why.

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@NikosMyDad @cry_stalprinzss @yung_mung @0ddGem @fromkdwithluv Holy fuck you are so delicate.

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@ask_aubry Yes, we have 8 billion people, but they're the wrong color and in the wrong country for some people's tastes.. 🙊

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@BeauTFC I'm a Better A***** Than You is an awesome song!! I was so excited to hear that come out. Kudos, Beau!

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@seltzertimeoff1 Maybe skip the highway.

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@hankgreen I've got a lot of money riding on you staying. Don't you dare.

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@How2Drink Communism is what happens when you don't have enough American flags.

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@WeirdMedieval My wife calls me gaylarde 🥰

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@MoString And yet that's enough to be pretty damning, right? It's clear evidence in black-and-white of defense withholding evidence in discovery?