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“You can’t have your cake and eat it too”

what do you think ‘have some cake’ means. Idiot.

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Netherlands wearing Lannister lions on their chest?

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Guess what Wayne gretzky I haven’t taken any shots since I woke up this morning and I wouldn’t say that I missed them. I wouldn’t say that

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@rn_murse def should start him out with a hamster, maybe a golden retriever mix before jumping to prime ministers

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If Eve hadn’t eaten that fruit they’d *still* be in the garden with Adam still naming animals

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Ok

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Elon Musk has said: In the future, a trillion times a trillion dollars will be spent on making antimatter to travel to other star systems

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The song is great but I’ve been in this business a long time and I know what the people want and I’ll tell you right now if there’s even one non-blonde, this band ain’t going nowhere — wait there’s how many??

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Said no one ever!!

[Brad DePrima @brdeprima]

There’s too many sports on

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What if the moment of your death lasts eternity because nothing comes after it

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Jerry seinfeld doesn’t know how airplane food works and has strong feelings about poptarts and cereal at 70yo so I don’t give any credit to how he feels about the middle east

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Frankenstein *is* the name of the monster just like the zamboni and the diesel engine and the rubik’s cube and Ferris wheel and graham cracks and boners

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This is that celeb problem I’m talking about
cringy shit

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

The celebrities at Madison Square Garden for Game 4 of the NBA finals:

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The west have a celebrity problem

Maybe this tweet will fix it

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Justin long is when they made a second jimmy fallon

Justin reach out

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@GoodPoliticGuy Him and me, both, I’m ashamed to say

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@GoodPoliticGuy Maybe it’s straight up digital face shift deepfake like they used in cowboy bebop

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“memory” feature on a digital thermometer why

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Can’t do it today
Might play katamari on the big screen the next 8 hrs

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@Brittymigs @thegallicshrugs I think those toe gloves were the main contributor to my plantar fasciitis and subsequent metatarsalgia

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@DrakeGatsby If you give a mouse a coors banquet it’ll ask for a cigarette