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[evan @e_viery]

It’s a point of pride being the last person to board the plane ✈️

[evan @e_viery]

Packers got murdered but our first trip to Green Bay couldn’t have been better #gopackgo @ Lambeau Field https://t.co/hzkTCScvQY

[ESPN @espn]

In the 1,874 days since Tiger Woods' last win:

239 PGA TOUR events held
119 different players won on PGA TOUR
44 official worldwide starts
9 missed cuts
4 back surgeries

[evan @e_viery]

Shaun White just brought me out of Twitter retirement 🥇

[evan @e_viery]

@TheMasters signifies spring more than the vernal equinox ever could ⛳️

[evan @e_viery]

Well I guess I have super glue on my hands this month

[evan @e_viery]

Current diet of no calories before noon is probably not sustainable. Right?

[evan @e_viery]

Unreal game. #GoPackGo

[evan @e_viery]

I never want this third quarter to end #GoBlue

[evan @e_viery]

The Game is exhausting but I never get tired of it #GoBlue 〽️

[evan @e_viery]

Which circle of hell is constantly waking up an hour before your alarm is set?

[evan @e_viery]

Is moody alternative 🎶 a phase or is this my life now?

[evan @e_viery]

My inability to cope with a fictional characters [maybe] death is ridiculous. Please come back 011 😭 #StrangerThings

[evan @e_viery]

*wakes up Monday morning*

triggered 💢💢

[evan @e_viery]

What they say: "I don't want fries"
What they mean: "I'll just eat yours"

[evan @e_viery]

@Drake falling for 1 of the classic blunders: nvr enter land war w/Russia, nvr go agaisnt a Sicilian with 💀 on the line, & nvr battle Eminem

[evan @e_viery]

It's laughable for any politician to say that anything they're doing isn't political. What you had for breakfast was political

[evan @e_viery]

Littering should be a fine for everyone but littering in a place you're not from should be double $ /rant

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

There are always problems to face, but it makes a difference if our minds are calm.

[evan @e_viery]

Work today: