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[ewan @e_wanr]

@eclatmagic tea x

[ewan @e_wanr]

girls I fear bordeaux is an S tier city

[ewan @e_wanr]

ok I ate today

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living in france is all fun and games but am biblically needing these supermarket faves rn

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thinking abt a fat wrap from Mrs falafel :((((

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twitter pushing me s*r*h kn*fo propaganda actually can get fucked

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qui va dire aux gays français que leur hashtag de cette semaine est pas en bon anglais

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all wanky posh boys know is shit jokes and sun damaged skin

[ewan @e_wanr]

london fit in the countryside and it’s a trench coat

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call the midwife ass fit

[paw 🍎🗯️ @bakpa0w]

Pretty color combo you have to try

[ewan @e_wanr]

no one is asking for your mirror selfie wrapped just drop it thirst traps nd go x

[ewan @e_wanr]

war is over

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@SarahQuoi us doin a swap hehe

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girls am officially m*ving to p*ris in a week wtf x

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saw p*ul sween*y in sprigg today and unfortunately he is quite hot

[ewan @e_wanr]

as someone who works with hotels I have to laugh that ppl are in uproar about “illegals being housed in 4* hilton hotel” and it’s some sad dark poorly-rated 70s hotel in disrepair by a motorway thats been dropped by several hotel brands that no one local would ever go to

[ewan @e_wanr]

imagine being an ex MP and being this fucking dense I s2g

[Lembit Öpik @lembitopik]

Landing on a beach should be just like landing at Heathrow. No documents? No entry. Only politicians don’t seem to understand this

[ewan @e_wanr]

@SarahQuoi et si je te disais que mon inspiration pour ce tweet venait apres avoir vu un TikTok avec une recette de cake courgette chèvre ….

[ewan @e_wanr]

les cakes salés sont contre nature ❌ ❌ ❌