evan aber

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

#Monday.

[NFL @NFL]

Key to slowing down Tony Romo today?

"He's 1 of the best QBs in the league.. It's easier said than done." -Rob Ryan https://t.co/OrDcT2D9if

[evan aber @eaber12]

@Z_Toneeeee your wallet is at my house

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@tmacker22 @Adam_schriener1 lol just got home from jacks and @StickyBoyy might be the horniest person this side of the Mississippi rite now

[ESPN @espn]

Russell Westbrook hasn't heard of @LILBTHEBASEDGOD, so Lil B said he looks like a sandwich: https://t.co/hLbyZrW28S

[Robert Eastman @Rob_3astman]

What happens in group chat stays in group chat.

[evan aber @eaber12]

@Adam_schriener1 whore

[ESPN @espn]

For the first time ever, the crew visited James Madison.

@CollegeGameDay's best signs: https://t.co/Ti6hi2lpLA

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

I'd like to thank alcohol for creating some of the greatest friendships I have today- University of Utah

[Steve Gleason - "Live Impossible" @SteveGleason]

Hey, Falcons. #NeverPunt
-SG

[ESPN @espn]

"See you in February."

Tony Romo believes he'll meet Tom Brady in the Super Bowl: http://t.co/On1X3LDQJm

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Cowboys Injury Report

Sean Lee: OUT (concussion)
Lance Dunbar: OUT (knee)
Brice Butler: OUT (hamstring)
Cowboy Fans: BLACKED OUT (tequila)

[evan aber @eaber12]

Or a drink..

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fuck me I need a nap

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Brother came to town looks like it's gonna be another terrible Friday... 😈😈

[Coors Light @CoorsLight]

Wednesdays should be one big halftime show.

[evan aber @eaber12]

Not sure if there's such a thing but I ate too much Taco Bell....

[evan aber @eaber12]

Hopefully gonna get out on a boat one last time this weekend 🙏🏻