Ethan Abston

“Dying ain’t much of a livin’ boy”

[Ethan Abston @eabston296]

Godzilla

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Apparently if you’re right-brained you see a rabbit, if you’re left-brained you see a turtle.

What do you see?

[Ethan Abston @eabston296]

@PatMcAfeeShow get her a raise!! Awesome!

[Iris Seraphina  @iris_seraphina]

HOLD ON I NEED TO GRAB THE BIGGEST BOX OF TISSUES THIS IS EVERYTHING 💝🥹

Indianapolis @Colts Cheerleader knows
American Sign Language (#ASL) 🥰🤟🏼🔥

[Ethan Abston @eabston296]

@AdamSandler can we get Happy Gilmore on @netflix prior to the release of the squeal?

[Ethan Abston @eabston296]

#IDontWantToOverreactBUT do NFL coaches not value points anymore? Points are a premium in this league and are hard to come by. The Falcons win the game last night if they kick 2 field goals on their last 2 possessions.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

This debate won't matter. It was just eliminated as an inflection point. The American people still know nothing about Kamala Harris' positions. Donald Trump is still Donald Trump. And the legacy media are still a giant flaming dog turd.

[Ethan Abston @eabston296]

@PatMcAfeeShow is the behind the back pass that Mahomes did considered a forward pass. Technically the arm is moving backwards?

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Donald Trump Jr. gives update on his father after shots fired at his Pennsylvania rally on Saturday evening. https://t.co/gKJdPRSluO

[Ethan Abston @eabston296]

@bigvox and @BillBubbaBussey are gonna have a field day tomorrow morning with this on @rickandbubba

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

All concerned:

I have officially agreed with Joe Biden for the FIRST TIME EVER!!! 🤣🤣

“We cannot win this reelection. We can only re-elect Donald Trump.”

-Joseph Robinette Biden

[Ethan Abston @eabston296]

@CallawayGolfEU @SchultzColton @eabston21 this would be huge for the program!!! The bag needs this

[Ethan Abston @eabston296]

Should have had Charles up there. Would have been gold

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Charles Barkley never misses 🔥

[Ethan Abston @eabston296]

Mustard and raw onion 💯🔥

[Paige Spiranac @PaigeSpiranac]

Only need one thing. Ketchup.

[MYGOLFSPY @MyGolfSpy]

300 RETWEETS and I’ll send 4 of you the new @VokeyWedges SM10s to test.

You in??

🔂

[Jamie Kennedy @jamierkennedy]

The golf world right now...

[Ethan Abston @eabston296]

@SnaintonGolf @cobragolf @Brandonwermuth

[Snainton Golf @SnaintonGolf]

🌸 GIVEAWAY TIME 🌸

To celebrate the start of, one of if not 𝗧𝗛𝗘 best week in golf, we're giving away a brand new @cobragolf Darkspeed driver of your choice 🐍 #TheMasters

All you have to do is ⬇⬇
👍Follow our page
🔁Repost
💣Tag 1 friend you always knock it past off the tee

The winner will be announced on Monday 15th April after the ceremonial green jacket has been handed over on Sunday 🧥⛳️

*Please be mindful of the fake accounts that circulate on all social media platforms. We will never ask for any personal information nor will we reply to your comment asking you to follow a link. The winner will be announced from THIS account only on Monday 15th April.

@cobragolf | #cobragolf

[Ethan Abston @eabston296]

@CallawayGolf @WesleyClemons @SchultzColton

[Ethan Abston @eabston296]

@AlabamaMBB put Oats on him. NEED!

[Bolt Analysis @BoltUpMedia]

Alabama fans need to put their social media recruiting skills to work on, Maxime Raynaud.

#1 Ranked C in Transfer Portal
(ESPN, 247Sports, On3)

Shot 36% from three last year

Could the Crimson Tide use a Stretch Five, for a deeper tournament run next year?

[Barstool Bama @BarstoolAlabama]

How locked in are you for the sweet 16

Me:

[Ethan Abston @eabston296]

@Rickie_Tracker See you tomorrow at Sawgrass @RickieFowler

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

Me watching the Scottie foot slide:

2020: hahaha look at this silly fella

2024: *next range session*