Emily Cottis

let’s get margs

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Due to inflation there are now 182.63 Dalmatians

[ian @ianisuglyyy]

The feminine urge to take a 3 hour nap every single day

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

whole milk is 100% milk. 2% milk is 2% milk and 98% also milk. skim milk is 0% milk but somehow also 100% milk. hope this helps

[⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬 @SolBrah]

It’s your duty to get rich so your wife can sing and pick berries

[lucy westenra ♱ @bIoodfangs]

dream jobs:
- forest witch
- rich vampire’s wife
- haunted bookstore owner

[cedric collins @OgaMike__]

2 sexy for this rent

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

got tired of everyone saying we didnt have any furniture so i just made my own

[Mutheleo @Muhasaaa]

Looking cute in the passenger seat while giving wrong directions >>>

[Maxamillion @Maxamill94]

Bring back $10 Chinese food, $600 apartments & $20 full tanks

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

be the party you want to see in the USA

[Rach @AdultingADHD @AdultingADHD]

Asking someone with ADHD what happened to the project they said they were working on is a HIPPA violation

[Rob @thegallowboob]

he’s camping too

[Jun @whoiszhu]

if cat don’t want to be held like a baby then why baby sized

[✭ 𝒞 𝒦 ✭ @wolfiecindy]

people who don’t eat pizza crust wouldn’t survive a zombie apocalypse

[Wizard of Loneliess @VERSASHAWTY]

maybe if I had little starfish earrings that give me sweet compliments in my ears i wouldnt complain