@camoPirate_xXx@RachelZader I hate to tell you this, but contractors aren't tested all that often even if they have a Secret or Top Secret. Source: Me, since I've had both.
Dearest mother โ
The battleground has called for my glorious return. Iโm thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.
I have reenlisted.
While my sidearm is permanently holstered โ I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
โ Andrew