Jim E

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a Twitter account here.

[Jim E @eaganj]

@TheLeftTurn Howdy! How’s you?

[Jim E @eaganj]

@TheOrangeCone Daytona, for the 2015 SCCA Runoffs.

[Jim E @eaganj]

@Jalopnik Douglas Adams reference FTW.

[Jim E @eaganj]

@TheLeftTurn Everything is fine, at least where I live. Just a bit of thunder and some rain. Quite windy today though.

[Jim E @eaganj]

@BadAstronomer “You may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space.”

[Jim E @eaganj]

@jameson_us I had one at the end of the tour at the old distillery in Dublin, and it’s been my favorite mixed drink ever since.

[Angry Orchard @AngryOrchard]

Ok this was not the plan, but the love for the Boozy Box has been too strong...

10K retweets and we’ll find a way to make it happen for real 🧃🧃🧃

[Jim E @eaganj]

@TheLeftTurn I’m good. A little rattled, but safe.

[Funko @Funko]

RT & follow @funko for the chance to win a Funko Shop exclusive Johnny Bravo Pop! https://t.co/w26q4Viked

[Jim E @eaganj]

@LeighannLord Especially if they send instructions to start a My Free Cams account.

[Jim E @eaganj]

@paulandstorm And there’s never any need for him to shout it.

[Jim E @eaganj]

I sincerely hope that we can look back on this pandemic and say, “maybe we were over-cautious” instead of “what a fucking disaster”.

[Jim E @eaganj]

@jimmypardo @NeverNotFunny Congrats!

[Jim E @eaganj]

Oh thank God.

[JEN KIRKMAN @JenKirkman]

Don’t worry. We’re all going to be fine. Donald Trump is going to build a wall around Coronavirus.

[Jim E @eaganj]

@Emm_Initiative There’s a little black spot on the sun today....

[Jim E @eaganj]

Breathing a sigh of relief.

[Jim E @eaganj]

@JohnFugelsang Some deeper than others.

I’ll see myself out.

[Jim E @eaganj]

@jfreewright Now THAT’S a church I can get on board with.

[Jim E @eaganj]

Happy New Year, everyone! Please be safe out there tonight. Get a designated driver, an Uber, a Lyft, a cab, or check with your local bus company to see if they offer free rides tonight.

See you next year.