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How dumb is it that we’re on a 5+ day work week, with most people working 80% + of the time they’re awake each day? Incredibly uncool.

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In is cutting the cheese like a deli worker rn.

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I’m also expensing first class and is another surprise I’m excited to spring on them.

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Does anyone know where the hand towels are on a plane? I can never find them, so dry off with tissues or toilet paper and it gets all over me. Curious if this is only a me issue.

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My boss invited to San Jose for a work thing. It starts a bit after we land. He does not know that I refuse to fly unless drinking so am excited to get today rolling in an hour with the smells I am emitting.

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On Parenting: Ron Pope said to me once - via cameo Bc I don’t actually know him which is hard on me - that we’re undoubtedly gonna mess our kids up..but to do the best we can and just mess them up as little as possible. This seems right to me.

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Have a call with a career coach tomorrow at 10am so we can discuss ways to help me not work all the time and set real boundaries. Considering having a beer in hand so he understands my existing stress management strategies.

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@MoDave12 Haven’t seen him, but imagine he’s a cutie. All good.

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Froot Loops w/ marshmallows may be the best cereal ever made. I just had a ton from a box Morg bought for herself. Not even love could stop me.

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Have a contractor here and am on a call. I sat down to take a piss Bc I was talking..and didn’t shut the door Bc I thought this cat had rolled out. He walks in..we make eye contact. But I can’t say anything because I’m on a call. So I just sit there.

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Have been watching ~10 episodes of Riverdale a day. It’s hard to watch. It’s also hard not to watch.

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@bri_dubs Thanks for this. I did continue.

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I do have been drinking and Morg asked me to stop hissing at her on the plane. Plz like this if I should.

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Big ups to Delta for serving alcohol. I love you with my whole ❤️.

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Been harassing the flight attendant for alcohol. Guy just gave me a huge bottle of clear liquid. Vodka? Gin? No..it’s water. He did just bring me a brownie, though, and we’re giving each other thumbs up across the plane Bc it’s so fire.

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@MoDave12 Have heard rumblins of others not knowing

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Did you guys know Chris Farley is dead? RIP

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Was just eating, working between cereal and pizza, and got sooooo out of breath. Does this happen to you? If so, was the last time you ran also ~2017ish?

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AR - remember when our teachers called “water and “wash”, “warter” and “warsh”? Literally just bending the English language to their will. It’s still a top 4 culture shock for me.

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“Some day we’ll long for the chaos of this crowded, messy house. ‘Cause the good old days are happening right now.” A freight train of perspective in just a few simple words for the sleepy/sometimes frustrated parents. Thanks, Ron P. ❤️