thecatMonty🇪🇺 #FBPE 🇮🇪☘

One dog, three kids, three cats. Brexit has been the biggest bait and switch act ever seen. Atheist.

[thecatMonty🇪🇺 #FBPE 🇮🇪☘ @eagles4133]

@farman4x 100

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Just wow. Watching @Tessadunlop effortlessly roast Jacob Rees-Mogg & John Redwood is a thing of beauty👏

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Israel's Ambassador to the UK, Tzipi Hotovely getting absolutely roasted on LBC.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Holy shit! Barack Obama just reminded everyone why is is considered the preeminent orator of our generation. Obama is delivering a tour de force in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. He is annihilating Trump like I've never seen before. 🙌🙏👏👊🌊

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

"The most amoral man to reach the presidency...a thin-skinned narcissist... cheated on his 1st wife with his 2nd wife, been found liable for sexual abuse, lies in every breath"

I went on @BBCQuestionTime in Philly & the Trump fans in the audience didn't like this answer from me:

[thecatMonty🇪🇺 #FBPE 🇮🇪☘ @eagles4133]

@lidl_ireland M1 retail park in Drogheda. I'm sure they've changed it by now. Great store and staff...

[thecatMonty🇪🇺 #FBPE 🇮🇪☘ @eagles4133]

@lidl_ireland not such a great deal in lidl this morning

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Holy shit! Bruce Springsteen, with one of the most eloquent endorsements for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz you'll hear. The Boss also delivered one of the strongest repudiations of the loathsome piece of shit I've heard from anyone. Let's fucking go‼️🙌🌊🇺🇸

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

[Tim Brannigan @tim_brannigan]

Sorry but this is the funniest fash riot scene you’ll see, bar none. Hall of Famer.

[Irish Ranger (Sevvy) @VeteranIrish]

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

The barman looks at him and says,

"Hang on! You're a duck."

"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.

"And you can talk" !!
Exclaims the barman.

"I see your ears are working, too,"
Says the duck.

"Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"

"Certainly, sorry about that,"

Says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint.

"It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"

"I'm working on the building site across the road," Explains the duck.

"I'm a plasterer."

The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.

So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.

The same thing happens for two weeks.

Then one day the circus comes to town.

The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him

"You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"

"Sounds marvellous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card.

"Get him to give me a call."

So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says,

"Hey Mr Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."

"I'm always looking for the next job,"

Says the duck.

"Where is it?"

"At the circus,"

Says the barman.

"The circus?"

Repeats the duck.

"That's right,"

Replies the barman.

"The circus?"

The duck asks again.

with the big tent?"

"Yeah," the barman replies.

"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck.

"Of course," the barman replies.

"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.

"That's right!" says the barman.

The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says;

"What the hell would they want with a plasterer" ???
😁😁

[kerry ✊💙Dont let Farage kill our NHS @hewitson10]

Alright what’s going on, Harry Cole roasting Rishi Sunak over the Downing Street bookies😵‍💫

‘What does it say about your leadership when your closest people did this, how does this stack up with integrity?’

Sunak gets rather snappy warning Cole to be careful 🤣

#Sunakered 😬

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

In the USA in 1943 they produced a film 'Don't be a Sucker' about fascism.

It perfectly explains Nigel Farage, Suella Braverman, Tommy Robinson and the entire Right.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

ITV release clip from the Sunak interview and wow, just wow..

He hurries in, apologising and complaining that the 80th Anniversary of D Day “ran over”.

Holy shit.

Later he talks of his own sacrifices growing up. He didn’t have Sky TV…

What a fucking prick.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Grant Shapps calls Sam Coates while he's live on TV explaining that Shapps is one of the Conservative MPs due to lose his seat

Coates mentions he's live on Sky, Shapps pauses and then hangs up 🙃

[thecatMonty🇪🇺 #FBPE 🇮🇪☘ @eagles4133]

Want to know why Israel is not banned from Eurovision..

[thecatMonty🇪🇺 #FBPE 🇮🇪☘ @eagles4133]

Reinstate Sangita Myska to her Position at LBC - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/sGcb148mEc via @Change

[Reece Dinsdale @reece_dinsdale]

On either side of the Atlantic -
this, this, this, this, this…
and THIS! 👊 🙌

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

It turned out better than she’d imagined