Remember:
Mamdani wants you to keep your thermostat at 78
City Hall is at 54
Taylor Swift wants open borders
She has a wall around her wedding
Bernie Sanders wants to eat the Rich
He owns 3 houses
Ben Stiller wants you to help the homeless
He walked right by a homeless guy
“que raro que México ha ganado todo los partidos y no le han hecho ni un gol en el mundial”.
- los jugadores rivales leyendo cartas de los carteles un día antes de enfrentarlos:
🇺🇸 America’s 250th is here and we want to know how you're celebrating 250 years of America. 🎆
Share your celebrations, favorite traditions, and the stories that make you proud to be American!
📲 https://t.co/8WHSzWgbIB
If you think you're saving the planet by setting your AC to 78 degrees... please know that I will be setting mine to 32 degrees to cancel you out.
Fuck you.