Captain Obvious

I was that kid that pointed out the Emperor isn't wearing any clothes. Grown up now and back as the superhero people didn't ask for but what they need.

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

Pay close attention to Trump sleeping here 🧐

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@alphafox Weird...But somehow it worked.

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@orthobrohammer Mary is the mother of Jesus, the blend of God and Man through God entering the conceiving process. In Mary there is nothing Infinite. She is just a human with no capacity to create infinite.

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@MeghanEMurphy @TesoriDeiRe It’s a normal response.

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@NoDMsPerfavore We're hear to "Help" band

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@AltcoinDaily When you realize these friends are not your friends and talked you into dumping your man for chad.

[Biznitch @Biznitch1177]

Be careful what you keep entertaining, because
Desensitization is real and it will slowly make things that are not of God feel normal.

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

When you combine all the colors of the pride flag you get poop. 💩

[Captain Obvious @eaglesview79]

@Danielwantsmore @ywomendeservles Living the best life!

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@ywomendeservles Don't compete in a man's space. Trust me...if you do get to the finish line you will wonder why you ran in the first place.

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@ywomendeservles Your whole value is determined by the marketplace. Ether for a job or a husband. Resume is everything.

[healthbot @thehealthb0t]

This crack me up every time

[AwakenedOutlaw⚒️ @AwakenedOutlaw]

This is great! Check it out.

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@Xfinancebull What is a KOL? I see you say that a lot.

[Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 @KarluskaP]

This is why I never leave the house 🤣

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@ThomBrady5 @kangminlee Why should he need a second chance? He didn't miss.

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@DerrickEvans4WV That's a small living room.

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@yourfriendSOMMI It depends on how strong is the community.

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@DefiantLs Then we should stop all the data centers. Let’s see how fast you get a tap behind the shoulder.

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@DefiantLs Has anyone told Cenk that Trump won the popular vote.