Vampire!Alfred

USA 🇺🇲 USA 🇺🇲 USA 🇺🇲 USA #hetaliarp

[Vampire!Alfred @eagletearzz]

✧*。≈Ηεrο≈ ✧*。

APH America
★ Barely not a joke account
★ 18 or older, MDNI
★ Matches detail, crossover friendly

[Vampire!Alfred @eagletearzz]

Oh fuck you can get e-pregnant?!?

[Vampire!Alfred @eagletearzz]

@IvanSwaginsky I guess technically it's two but one of em doesn't come out until tomorrow but I have the new Silent Hill remake!!

[Vampire!Alfred @eagletearzz]

@IvanSwaginsky We can do it later, you're drunk

BUT! We could totally play this super fucked up new game I got to celebrate Halloween!!

[Vampire!Alfred @eagletearzz]

@IvanSwaginsky There's a much easier way of doing that bro and it's like, slightly less painful

[あやと @ayato_okome]

この🪆まち
個人的に気に入ってる😌

[Vampire!Alfred @eagletearzz]

@IvanSwaginsky DUDE IT'S NOT A SEX THING

[Vampire!Alfred @eagletearzz]

[Rubbing BBQ sauce on @IvanSwaginsky 's arm]

[Vampire!Alfred @eagletearzz]

@IvanSwaginsky The point is that this isn't fake dawg, I'm a for real vampire. Again. And I don't wanna go killing randos again!

[Vampire!Alfred @eagletearzz]

@IvanSwaginsky Bro I'm not doing this because I'm horny that's, like, a totally different part of my brain or something...well wait maybe not isn't the food part of your brain close to your libido receptors or whatever?

[Vampire!Alfred @eagletearzz]

@IvanSwaginsky Wait what?

[Vampire!Alfred @eagletearzz]

@IvanSwaginsky Like, 20 million out of 10. It's my FAVORITE

[Vampire!Alfred @eagletearzz]

@IvanSwaginsky Bro I LOVE Halloween! I'm like the king of it! Have you even *seen* Halloween Wars? All the horror movies I make that come out this time of year? It's GREAT

[Vampire!Alfred @eagletearzz]

@IvanSwaginsky Teehee

[Now that it's cleaned off he can bITE]

[Vampire!Alfred @eagletearzz]

@IvanSwaginsky But you looOoooOooOOove meeeeee

[Vampire!Alfred @eagletearzz]

@IvanSwaginsky ...alright fair enough I couldn't afford to get an infection either right now

[Wiping off Ivan's arm with a napkin he had in his pocket]

[Vampire!Alfred @eagletearzz]

@IvanSwaginsky Yuh huh

[Vampire!Alfred @eagletearzz]

@IvanSwaginsky Bruh that's totally different

[Vampire!Alfred @eagletearzz]

@IvanSwaginsky Well I never! I'll have you know all of my sauces are awesome

[Vampire!Alfred @eagletearzz]

@IvanSwaginsky Are you calling my BBQ sauce dirty?!

[Vampire!Alfred @eagletearzz]

@IvanSwaginsky Idk it just seems really plain without sauce