Elizabeth Greenstein

UX Designer. Back-to-back reigning fantasy football champion. Lover of Star Wars, musical theatre, DC sports, & burritos.

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

#Believe
They do. We do.
Let’s bring it home 🥇🇺🇸⚽️
#OneNationOneTeam #RoadToTokyo

[National Zoo @NationalZoo]

❄️🐼 Slides, somersaults and pure panda joy. Happy snow day from giant pandas Mei Xiang and Tian Tian! 🌨🐾
. . .
#SnowDay #PandaStory

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

Thanks for the warm welcome! I promise to only use this app in a sporadic and ineffective manner.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple boats

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

If D.C. were a state, the governor could call in the national guard, not beg the Defense Department for help.

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Ok what is this fuckery WHERE IS STEVE?? Lol I don’t trust this dude!!

[Frank McGovern - INACTIVE @FrankMcG]

He is in several high-risk groups — elderly, obese, low-income.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

World Series champs should get statehood. #FinishTheFight

[Elizabeth Greenstein @EAGreenstein]

@roamingrooster1 are you back on the road today? If so, are you coming to Georgetown?

[Elizabeth Greenstein @EAGreenstein]

@AmericanAir Why did my holiday flight (that I booked back in June) suddenly change by 6+ hours to depart at midday on Christmas Day instead of in the late evening?

[VentureBeat @VentureBeat]

New Adobe XD tools let you export prototypes to Alexa-enabled devices https://t.co/NRSFYfD3BJ by @Kyle_L_Wiggers

[Elizabeth Greenstein @EAGreenstein]

Revealed: the $730,000 gender pay gap in US World Cup bonuses. It's staggering. https://t.co/rdIkpiUB9V

[Elizabeth Greenstein @EAGreenstein]

@rothys I understand it was an accident, but it was handled poorly. You knew which orders used the code; why not email an explanation of the issue? There's no shame in owning up to a mistake, but there is in relying on system-generated error messaging to communicate it to your customers.

[Elizabeth Greenstein @EAGreenstein]

@rothys wins for worst error messaging ever:
1. I didn’t cancel my order.
2. You didn’t void my payment.
3. “due to other”
#Walker100

[Elizabeth Greenstein @EAGreenstein]

RIP to Jamie’s character development, Arya’s badassery (she’d NEVER voluntarily run from the chance to kill the queen), and the chance to watch Cersei get what she deserved. #GameofThones

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning.
You know what you need to do today.
And it’s not “scroll this timeline til I’m furious.”
The timeline will be here.
Go do what you need to do.
It might be hard, or just annoying,
so here you are again.
S’okay.
Try again.
Go get started!
👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽