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She/Her/Y'all. Has Always Liked Pointing.

[EA Hanks @eahanks]

The only person I want to hear they're doing urban warfare training in Pasadena from. Extremely normal news.

[City of Pasadena @PasadenaGov]

Tonight, the US military will be conducting a training exercise in northeast Pasadena until 1:00 a.m. During this time may hear limited helicopter activity, controlled explosions, and simulated weapons fire. Pasadena Police will be assisting with pedestrian and vehicle safety in the immediate area. This event is not open to the public or media. Should you have any concerns during the training, please contact [phone].

[Cindy Begel @CindyBegel]

#newbies NBC has opened submissions on its TV writing program. No application fee. You need 2 original pilots of the same basic type, a resume, & 2 personal essays of 400 words apiece. They accept submissions until June 21. Check out NBCU's many programs!
https://t.co/bf7O96ybjr

[onion person @CantEverDie]

don’t sit on the sidewalk or the fascistic paramilitary force will disappear you

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty!

[Julia Wick @sherlyholmes]

A very L.A. gas station selection

[Orkney Library @OrkneyLibrary]

There is a cat in the car park.

We repeat.

THERE IS A CAT IN THE CAR PARK.

[EA Hanks @eahanks]

The flag of Ghana. Fuckery. That is not what Nithya looks like. Fuckery. And in a town that already has one industry dying and thousands of struggling artists, more slop. Fuckery. This deserves its irrelevancy.

[EA Hanks @eahanks]

pure fuckery.

[Los Angeles Magazine @LAmag]

The cover is fake.
The crisis is real.

Our June Special Election Issue uses AI to capture a very real moment in Los Angeles … a city where politics, celebrity, spectacle, and civic frustration are all colliding at once.

Whether you love it, hate it, question it, or can’t stop looking at it… this is the L.A. we’re living in.

Los Angeles Magazine’s June Special Election Issue is out now ⬇️

https://t.co/u7lP7WBJJB

[Emily St. Martin @ByEmilyStMartin]

For nearly 20 years, Read Books was a fixture of Eagle Rock’s quirky charm. Now, a 133% price hike has pushed the family-owned shop to close its doors, but not without a fight.

https://t.co/lXlhGdbSq2

[EA Hanks @eahanks]

@BondJohnBond Extremely here for this very specific and correct take.

[EA Hanks @eahanks]

@Biedersam Possibilities: Elliptical Girl, Barefoot Guy, Whoever Busted the Turtles Out of the Lab, Whoever Forgot They Were Saltwater Turtles And Put Them In The Freshwater Lake.

[EA Hanks @eahanks]

@Biedersam No, but neither did I. But it feels like we did. Someone we know must have. "What's wrong with them?" "They broke up with a Deep Springer." "Oh, I thought they just went to Montreal."

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

Beethoven was fucking deaf but yeah sure you need a robot to be creative for you

[Tatum Turn Up @tatumturnup]

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.

[Jodi Cohen @Jodiscohen]

“Investigative journalism is an act of optimism.”

Thrilled to announce the new @propublica Podcast “Paper Trail.”

It’s going to be amazing! We will share our secrets and hopefully inspire you. Change is possible.

Here’s the trailer:

https://t.co/BqS7u0wVof

[DJ GIRL DICK CHENEY◽️👻 @tofugh0st]

I can’t stand the way people that aren’t from here talk about LA. Los Angeles is more than West Hollywood or silverlake. Mfs swear it’s all transplants trying to get into show biz and completely disregard the millions of working class folks that have lived here for generations.

[EA Hanks @eahanks]

@SketchesbyBoze Plot twist, the first thing they have to read is "Infinite Jest."

(Which, when I was a bookslinger, was my go-to rec for 20+ guys being dragged into the shop. It worked every time -- they always came back b/c it's funny and easier to read that ppl think.)

[Allegra Harpootlian @ally_harp]

Not to be dramatic, but if we lose @NYMag too, I might die

[EA Hanks @eahanks]

@AnnaHolmes Yesssssssssss