Elizabeth Ahrens

[Secret Drug Addict @ScrtDrugAddict]

“This is me after the greatest night of my life”

[joe @spinningjoe]

french toddler smoking a toddler sized cigarette: "he uhhh, 'ow you say, got my nose [shrug]"

[Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive]

Niall: who’s your celebrity crush?

Noah: You are, sweetie 😘

Niall: Thank you, baby

STOP IT HELLO 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

why do all of the best rappers wear an orange beanie

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

Y’all want another song from the album released early? Share this with your friends and I’ll release a never before heard song called “What You See Is What You Get” a week from today on Oct. 8!

[ryan @Ryan11Rutkowski]

Ya know, in retrospect, writing an essay on Diary of a Wimpy Kid was probably not the best idea for the AP Lit exam.

[Elise Luchsinger @eliseluch]

*1 inch of snow*
the school parking lot :

[Michaela Jeffers @MichaelaJeffer7]

is flirting cheating? (trying to prove a point)
retweet- yes
like- no

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

The best part about Scott’s Tots is that Stanley saved the newspaper for 10 years for this exact moment

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

idea: colleges should run on-campus animal shelters where students can check out dogs like library books but for walks and to play. the dogs will have thousands of people who love them (and might adopt them after graduating) plus students are happier. it’s flawless

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I live by one rule. No office romances. No way. Very messy. Inappropriate. But, I live by another rule. Just do it. Nike.