Shoutout to the Troops, police officers, EMTs, firefighters, nurses, and doctors. Thank you for workin' the holidays, so others can enjoy theirs. Merica.
Ladies imagine this—in 8 yrs u broke up w/ ur longtime boyfriend & moved into a loft with 3 guys you found on craigslist. Your hobbies are breaking into song at inappropriate times & chugging beer on elevated surfaces, like a True American would
Who’s that girl? It’s you, Jess