Eamon Hegarty

Bagpipe Guy, Co-creator of @sofarsogoodshow, Writer, Filmmaker, Comedian, Bestest Boye || he/him

[Eamon Hegarty @eamodec]

okay this is the last will smith slap meme. no one else can post one after this.

[Eamon Hegarty @eamodec]

@north0fnorth Reminds me of how the first season shows the teenagers having a pool party in November. In Indiana you close that pool after Labor Day, doesn’t matter if it’s heated or not.

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

As expected, the rich begin to flee NYC in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s victory. Quote from one millionaire: “They traded me to Indianapolis bro it doesn’t have shit to do with that guy.”

[Eamon Hegarty @eamodec]

Lin-Manuel Miranda stole fire from the gods when he wrote Hamilton. Now Bob Iger has him chained to a rock as a vulture plucks Disney remake songs from his skull for all eternity

[Eamon Hegarty @eamodec]

People on Bluesky keep saying to leave twitter not because it has the exact same community as twitter, but because they know that the twitter we used to have is officially gone. It’s like a harm-reduction facility for social media addicts whose drug is not made anymore.

[Eamon Hegarty @eamodec]

@rainboltsburner Oh yeah all things considered it was very doable this year.

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

this new food delivery app actually looks pretty ethical

[Eamon Hegarty @eamodec]

I think this is the first time I’ve seen a corporation’s power to kill a meme used for good. Like honestly thank you, Jimmy Fallon’s writing staff. This needed to be done.

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @AMinecraftMovie #FallonTonight

[claudia @idkcloudy]

april fools day feels like this when you have a pure heart that’s open to believing

[Eamon Hegarty @eamodec]

There is a fundamental misunderstanding between America and the rest of the world. A “burger” describes the meat, a ground lean meat patty. But every other country decided that “burger” describes the bread, so any sandwich on a round bun is called a burger. Chaos.

[Ready 🍉 @ReadyWasHere]

According to Americans, this is not a burger.

[Eamon Hegarty @eamodec]

who do the boomers actually want at the Super Bowl halftime show? The Mormon tabernacle choir?

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

Fuck the Oscars.

Free Palestine.

[Eamon Hegarty @eamodec]

Why have none of the VPN companies been advertising all over TikTok recently? Like you guys can still get on TikTok after the ban very easily.

[Typhoid Maury @GrahamSig]

who at the tv studio was doing the editing here. Was the director still in the booth saying when to cut to the woman getting her throat slit.

[not wint @drilhistorian]

another day, another Bonto

[murph.exe @MurphEXE]

How I felt about the musical/comedy segment at the Golden Globes
@beaversfilm

[judd crud @snotwurst420]

Chicago Apartment Tour
$350/month in Logan Square

[So Far So Good @SoFarSoGoodShow]

“Goon Fap” - Charli XCX cover

[RedSofaHead @redsofahead]

Only one that came to this marx brothers screening, I did Groucho marx makeup for nothing. im killing myself