JF

barbaric yawps

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I’m sorry, are we just going to let Pujols yap over the entire broadcast?

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I don’t care about landing early when I sit on the runway for the difference in time as a consequence of landing early!!!!!

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@cumweiser I sincerely miss those heavy metal bands we used to go see on the landing in the summer

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@realDailyWire You guys can maybe sit this one out

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@AdamHoge How are you paid to have opinions

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@thetimdwyer @Brett_A_Taylor Comparing PCA to Javy is an insult to Javy.

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@CarlsBeef Could not care less about his start to the year, Shota remains in the doghouse until he can pitch against the Brewers without pissing down his leg

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@annakhachiyan This discourse is obscuring the fact that she can’t act a lick

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@privatemacro Ultimately irrelevant as either way here we are talking about the Nike ad…

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@CarlsBeef I too made my wife a Chinese chicken salad tonight, Cubs by a million

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@DiscussingFilm hell yeah let's make the most evil character to ever darken the page the main character, we'll totally fuck up a great american novel it'll be sweet

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“Nolan is humiliating western culture!!!!!” and it’s some guy that’s never picked up a fucking dumbbell in his life

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@UnderdogNBA Hustle
Intensity
The Ball
Smart

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@rawknuckle fellas is it gay to enjoy cooking??

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@Hired_Sellout rejection emails from recruiters located in Delhi, ghosting after 5 rounds and 2 months, humiliating cold outreach to unimpressive people, unimpressive people announcing their own shiny new white collar jobs...

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@TheDunkCentral @JCowleyHoops @Bullsfans that's cool, can he play basketball?

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@AldoSoto21 PCA should have been sliding period. Telling Shaw he needs to be more demonstrative is projection.

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@DiscussingFilm I'm glad he says his full name at the end of the trailer. Would've had no idea

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@rachcorrine “The pastor is a hipster wearing a Sherpa denim jacket.”

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Elephant by Jason Isbell is a great song but the line “cross legged on a barstool like nobody sits anymore” really takes me out of it.

Was there a time where sitting cross legged on a barstool was in vogue? When did it fall out of fashion? And who is our narrator to judge?